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Re: Switzerland, a nation of horse shaggers

What is Sarah Jessica Parker in doing in Glarnerland? and why is she in this topic?
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Old 29.11.2015, 15:56
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Re: Switzerland, a nation of horse shaggers

Horses for courses...
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Old 29.11.2015, 16:27
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What a Glarner sees after a bottle of cheap schnapps:



'Hi there, handsome...'
Why the long face?

She looks like my last girlfriend who left me because I was obsessed with horse racing.

And, she's off.
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Back to the numbers from the article:
- 105 cases of declared abuses against horses

Such abuses are certainly heavily underreported :-)
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Old 29.11.2015, 18:01
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Such abuses are certainly heavily underreported :-)
Straight from the horse's mouth...
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Old 29.11.2015, 18:10
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Re: Switzerland, a nation of horse shaggers

I shouldn't ask but I have to....

How do they do it anyway?? I mean, the horse is quite high, the man is shorter.... And I'm guessing the horse would kick anyone getting there?

I can't get my head around it....
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Old 29.11.2015, 18:25
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Re: Switzerland, a nation of horse shaggers

This kind of things is beyond comprehension. It's sheer horse-$hit!
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Old 29.11.2015, 19:04
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I shouldn't ask but I have to....

How do they do it anyway?? I mean, the horse is quite high, the man is shorter.... And I'm guessing the horse would kick anyone getting there?

I can't get my head around it....
Weeeel Nil, you take if out for a romantic candlelight dinner, wine, soft music and donīt forget the ladder.
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Old 29.11.2015, 19:08
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I shouldn't ask but I have to....

How do they do it anyway?? I mean, the horse is quite high, the man is shorter.... And I'm guessing the horse would kick anyone getting there?

I can't get my head around it....
That's presuming the offenders were men.
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Old 29.11.2015, 19:29
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I can't get my head mouth around it....
FTFY.

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Old 29.11.2015, 19:37
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That's presuming the offenders were men.
If the ladies put too much vocal effort into faking their orgasms, the may well wake up as ... hoarse shaggers.
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Such abuses are certainly heavily underreported :-)
Not the point. Again. If 10% of the reported abuses are of sexual nature, one applies the same proportion to the non reported one. At the end of the honest statistic game, you end up with few cases anyway, hence my WTF to the title. People want to joke because there is a childish fascination for sex outside te missionary but that ust qualify as bad taste. People her usually defend Switzerland against all attacks, not so with zoophilia? Come on people, do your usual thing, Switzerland incl. Milka cow is watching.
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That's presuming the offenders were men.
Never even realised sex equality came into horse shagging, as for getting your head around it, lets not go their .................please
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Old 29.11.2015, 23:07
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Oh dear, now I have more trouble picturing a woman doing it oth a horse! I mean, uh??? Someone has to explain to me the acrobatics skills behind this...
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Re: Switzerland, a nation of horse shaggers

Thinking of it, I'm staying in Kansas.









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Oh dear, now I have more trouble picturing a woman doing it oth a horse! I mean, uh??? Someone has to explain to me the acrobatics skills behind this...

My lips are sealed.
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My lips are sealed.
wow, I had a very different picture of you in mind, DB... disappointed is not the word, but i am definitely surprised.
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My lips are sealed.
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Old 29.11.2015, 23:28
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Oh dear, now I have more trouble picturing a woman doing it oth a horse! I mean, uh??? Someone has to explain to me the acrobatics skills behind this...
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...-and-the-horse

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