welcome to Schwyz! (http://www.20min.ch/people/internati...zerin-15275780)

The nearest larger super market is the Coop in Richterswil and the best value for money is the LIDL in Waedenswil... but note that both are in a different Kanton, so you cannot use the trash bags from there but need to buy them in your village shop. Your welcome!

That'll be a "Neuzuzüger-Apero" to remember!

You must have a new job keeping you busy or something, another thread got this hours ago.

They let anyone become Swiss nowadays.

Who's next, Oprah?

Tom

She's not Swiss yet. She's just moved in with her boyfriend.

There's a decent view from their flat - apart from all the cranes - but I wouldn't want to live there. The locals are a right miserable bunch.

About "There's a decent view from their flat "
Been there already?

he is her new BFF

Didn't you get an invite?

Seedamm, Altendorf, Richterseil... y'all are making Ms Hilton's life much too complicated.

Rubbish bags are easily picked up at the Spar and the Post, right in town just a hop, skip, and a jump from her villa. And the Spar even stays open over the lunch hour. (For better or worse, Schindellegi has entered the modern era.) And while she is out shopping she can get the best t-bone in Switzerland at Ochsner Metzgerei next to the Spar.

She'll feel right at home.

Only trouble I see is that the Fuchs Helipad is a a bit of a hike.

Surely she'd be closer to Seedam centre and the Lidl at Altendorf. Same Kanton but different Gemeinden so she'd still have the bag problem.

From Schindellegi? No. The Richterswil Coop is way closer than the Seedamm center. (let alone getting in and out of there...)

The Aldi in Feusisberg is way closer than either of those. And equally unlikely to see her.

Does that mean that all parties and sex scandals will move to our doorsteps?

It could mean I'm starting in the next home video.

You all are thinking like the Swiss. She's American. Two or three dozen miles are "around the corner."

I was more touched by news about death of the North Face's and Espirit's co-founder Douglas Tompkins:

North Face's Douglas Tompkins dies in Chile kayak accident
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-35048095

However Paris's Hilton shopping dilemma and bags might be another beast

Clearly she didn't campaign against cowbells

freudian slip? interesting place she signed up for, haha!
got corrected in the last 2 minutes, but...

ok, misspelling of village explained: it says Schnidel=willy/weener-legi
not Schindellegi.

I'd love to think some of Switzerland's more famous residents were regular EF users ... Tina Turner complaining about being Switzerlanded or Sebastian Vettel moaning that he was told off for doing his recycling on a Sunday!!

Maybe not too much chance - Tina Turner really embraces her life here - often see her around - roller-blading around the lake or even once in the local Migros.

And she's so happy with our hairdresser (we have both used the same one for years - and before you comment I was there first), that she still sends hers regularly to him.