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Good thinking, at least then they can still cook, clean and do the washing without a whimper.
Wow! You've trained yours well.

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Old 13.02.2017, 22:09
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Wow! You've trained yours well.

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They don't have one - isn't the frustration obvious?
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They don't have one - isn't the frustration obvious?
Bless! They could always get a plastic one.

(Only white ones allowed in Switzerland, mind )

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Old 13.02.2017, 22:32
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Good thinking, at least then they can still cook, clean and do the washing without a whimper.
Something tells me yours is not whimpering anywhere else either ..... not even Valentines day can fix that
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

Um, completely open
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Old 13.02.2017, 22:57
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Not really, I'm still waiting for my coffee!
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Move to Pakistan!

Pakistani High court issues nationwide ban on Valentine's Day

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The ones who came up with this ban along with the nutters in Indonesia are complete morons!
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Old 13.02.2017, 23:04
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Not really, I'm still waiting for my coffee!
You need to learn how to play the stupid game:
  1. When you go to bed tonight, ask her how to make coffee for yourself.
  2. Use your "listening attentively" face while she explains.
  3. Get up at 05:30, go to the kitchen.
  4. Shout "Honey, where do I find the Filters again?"
  5. Wait for a reply, or not.
  6. Shout "OK, I found them!"
  7. Bash some stuff around.
  8. Shout "Honey, should I use hot or cold water?"
  9. Wait for a reply, or not.
  10. Bash some stuff around.
  11. Run the tap for about 15 minutes.
  12. Turn the water off.
  13. Wait 4 minutes.
  14. Shout "Honey, where do you keep the mop?"
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Old 13.02.2017, 23:13
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

The wife brought home a 2kg horse steak.

I wonder what else she has planned.

(or is it supposed to last until March 14? )

Tom
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Old 13.02.2017, 23:33
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The wife brought home a 2kg horse steak.

I wonder what else she has planned.

(or is it supposed to last until March 14? )

Tom
Only you could wake up with a horse's head next to you in bed and think "mmmm lunch!".
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Old 13.02.2017, 23:37
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Only you could wake up with a horse's head next to you in bed and think "mmmm lunch!".
a) that would be a calf's head

b) that would be my wife

Just to be clear.

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Old 13.02.2017, 23:42
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You need to learn how to play the stupid game:
  1. When you go to bed tonight, ask her how to make coffee for yourself.
  2. Use your "listening attentively" face while she explains.
  3. Get up at 05:30, go to the kitchen.
  4. Shout "Honey, where do I find the Filters again?"
  5. Wait for a reply, or not.
  6. Shout "OK, I found them!"
  7. Bash some stuff around.
  8. Shout "Honey, should I use hot or cold water?"
  9. Wait for a reply, or not.
  10. Bash some stuff around.
  11. Run the tap for about 15 minutes.
  12. Turn the water off.
  13. Wait 4 minutes.
  14. Shout "Honey, where do you keep the mop?"
Thanks so much for reminding me why I shouldn't be in a relationship any more.
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Old 14.02.2017, 07:44
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

Nothing much today ...

Whatever we had to celebrate and do was planned last weekend.

Can I go back to sleep now?
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Old 14.02.2017, 10:02
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

Has it been mentioned yet? http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...0Blowjob%20Day
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Old 14.02.2017, 13:43
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

I got some teabags as a Valentines present yesterday
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Old 14.02.2017, 13:54
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I got some teabags as a Valentines present yesterday
Someone obviously used a standard dictionary instead of the urban one.
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You need to learn how to play the stupid game:
  1. When you go to bed tonight, ask her how to make coffee for yourself.
  2. Use your "listening attentively" face while she explains.
  3. Get up at 05:30, go to the kitchen.
  4. Shout "Honey, where do I find the Filters again?"
  5. Wait for a reply, or not.
  6. Shout "OK, I found them!"
  7. Bash some stuff around.
  8. Shout "Honey, should I use hot or cold water?"
  9. Wait for a reply, or not.
  10. Bash some stuff around.
  11. Run the tap for about 15 minutes.
  12. Turn the water off.
  13. Wait 4 minutes.
  14. Shout "Honey, where do you keep the mop?"
15. Call an ambulance and go to A&E to get the rolling pin damage to your head fixed.

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Old 14.02.2017, 14:29
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Re: What do guys want... Valentines Day

So today is not a good day to go home with a new iron then
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Old 14.02.2017, 14:46
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The wife brought home a 2kg horse steak.

I wonder what else she has planned.

(or is it supposed to last until March 14? )

Tom
Well, I don't want to suggest anything, but maybe it has a hidden meaning:

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Old 14.02.2017, 14:48
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So today is not a good day to go home with a new iron then
Nothing with a hardwired plug for a present ever.
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