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Old 10.02.2019, 23:57
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Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

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Not new as some media claim, they have been selling these since 2014!

Hope they have M-Budget versions.
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Old 11.02.2019, 21:31
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

I though that the Migros used its Denner subsidiary for trading in merchandise that was not seen to be "squeaky-clean" as it were.
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Old 11.02.2019, 23:19
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I though that the Migros used its Denner subsidiary for trading in merchandise that was not seen to be "squeaky-clean" as it were.
I would have thought those things by definition need to be squeaky. Clean I mean
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Old 11.02.2019, 23:45
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

The swiss are so romantic
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Old 12.02.2019, 00:44
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

..or maybe they just have normal, sane attitude towards sex?
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Old 12.02.2019, 00:58
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..or maybe they just have normal, sane attitude towards sex?
Sorry where is the smilie where I fall to the ground and die laughing??

On a side note, the demographics of who buys them would be interesting, the male to female ratio
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

I always shop at Migros, never came across a 'dildo section'. Are you sure this is a thing ?
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Old 15.02.2019, 10:32
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Is there a ‘Try before you buy’ option?
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Old 15.02.2019, 10:51
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

I've never seen a "double points on dildos" offer either.
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Maybe only select Migros .
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

If you have a Valentine, why on earth would you need a dildo??
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Old 15.02.2019, 14:19
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If you have a Valentine, why on earth would you need a dildo??
....no Viagra maybe ?
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Old 15.02.2019, 14:21
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

now Valentines is over are they half price?
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Old 15.02.2019, 15:16
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Well technically they are vibrators although I think they stock vibrating cock rings too. I doubt that even raises an eyebrow at the checkout these days! Look in the aisle next to the family planning section between anal lube and extra large condoms, you’ll find all your pleasure items.
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Old 15.02.2019, 15:38
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Why am I getting adverts for strap-on dildos?
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Old 15.02.2019, 17:21
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Find it a bit weird that Migros sells this but not alcohol to go with it
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

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....no Viagra maybe ?
Only a question of time before Migros stock this as well...
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Old 15.02.2019, 18:10
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Old 15.02.2019, 18:16
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Are they in the "do it" section?
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Old 15.02.2019, 18:48
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Re: Valentine special, Migros new dildo range

Okay, which one of you is this?

A Migros paper bag might have worked better

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