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Old 08.03.2019, 10:40
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Is this just a post having a little polite brag that you got your end away?
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Old 08.03.2019, 10:45
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

About the same chance as having a baby at 50.

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Old 08.03.2019, 10:48
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Is this just a post having a little polite brag that you got your end away?
Who knows, but I reckon it's the first time I've seen 'precum' on the forum.
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Old 08.03.2019, 10:50
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There was no sperm involved, but there might have been a precum.

Seriously, is this one in a hundred or in a thousand chance?
You know it's those "one in a million" chances you have to watch, right?

Condoms, you numpties ( assuming she doesn't want to actually get pregnant in which case you have a different problem on your hands).
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Old 08.03.2019, 10:54
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Who knows, but I reckon it's the first time I've seen 'precum' on the forum.
you obviously were blessed not to have read any of omtatsat's posts...
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Old 08.03.2019, 10:54
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Man, I love Fridays.
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Old 08.03.2019, 10:57
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Who knows, but I reckon it's the first time I've seen 'precum' on the forum.
Oh lordy... this makes me want to Dettol my screen. And keyboard. And eyeballs...

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Old 08.03.2019, 10:58
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

12, 13, 14, 15 and indeed 16... Just had a spermcount done, do you think thatís enough?
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12, 13, 14, 15 and indeed 16... Just had a spermcount done, do you think thatís enough?
You need to work on your chat up lines.
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Depends which hole..
Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.
Is that before or after you've kicked the shit through some racists?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

It's Friday with knobs on this week, innit?
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
Why are you posting with two different accounts?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Btw Just incase if someone asks. She is not on menopause yet, but she did start having irregular perriods 6 years ago not sure what that means
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Because I have 3 accounts, the good guy, the bad and the ugly. It seems I screwed up, but well .. who cares
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Old 08.03.2019, 12:28
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Hold on a goddam moment. What am I missing?

Anal sex, and you think she may get pregnant?

Are you retarded or something?
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But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.
Yeah, except for sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS, it'll be fine.

Three accounts? So that's WALL-E and Twentea to be banned. At least.
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Old 08.03.2019, 12:31
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
Are you Wayne Rooney?
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
Wow, you really do appear to be mentally challenged.
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Old 08.03.2019, 12:43
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Yeah, except for sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS, it'll be fine.
Is osteoporosis catching?
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