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Old 08.03.2019, 12:45
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
This gets better and better. You do realise condoms can also protect against STDs, don't you?
Also, if she is so "super-religious", why is she having extra-marital sex? Or does "super-religious" means she screams "Oh God!" just that little bit louder, and more often?
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Are you Wayne Rooney?
Time for a little sex education.

- It is actually possible to become pregnant from anal.
- Precums also carry semen.
- And there are women who can give birth past 49.

All these 3 probabilities are scientifically proven facts. Now if you were to have sex in a situation where these 3 scenarios take place, surely the chances of pregnany would far lower by orders of magnitude, but there is still a chance.

Gotcha!

If I am Rooney, then Rooney is one smart mother****er (pun intended)

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This gets better and better. You do realise condoms can also protect against STDs, don't you?
Also, if she is so "super-religious", why is she having extra-marital sex? Or does "super-religious" means she screams "Oh God!" just that little bit louder, and more often?
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Yes, No and No.

She is devorced 20+ years, and I am the second person she has been with. I actually know her very well
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Old 08.03.2019, 12:53
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Hold on a goddam moment. What am I missing?

Anal sex, and you think she may get pregnant?

Are you retarded or something?
Never heard of a brown baby?
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Old 08.03.2019, 12:59
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She is devorced 20+ years, and I am the second person she has been with. I actually know her very well
Meh, so much for the sanctity of marriage, eh?
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Old 08.03.2019, 13:05
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

I would love to overhear the conversation in the Apoteke when you explain your predicament, especially if you take grandma with you.
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Old 08.03.2019, 13:08
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Time is running out for the Morning after pill.

Maybe just get some laxatives?
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Yes, No and No.

She is devorced 20+ years, and I am the second person she has been with. I actually know her very well
Obviously.. By the choice in location used by your manhood.
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Old 08.03.2019, 13:10
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Time for a little sex education.

- It is actually possible to become pregnant from anal.
- Precums also carry semen.
- And there are women who can give birth past 49.

All these 3 probabilities are scientifically proven facts. Now if you were to have sex in a situation where these 3 scenarios take place, surely the chances of pregnany would far lower by orders of magnitude, but there is still a chance.

Answering your own question


And yes, I think everyone here knows that, apart from you earlier?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Is one of her children known as Stifler?
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I would love to overhear the conversation in the Apoteke when you explain your predicament, especially if you take grandma with you.

49, grandma


Is grandma referring to her age? If so, I take offence!
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Old 08.03.2019, 13:13
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This gets better and better. You do realise condoms can also protect against STDs, don't you?
Also, if she is so "super-religious", why is she having extra-marital sex? Or does "super-religious" means she screams "Oh God!" just that little bit louder, and more often?
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For the "super-religious" extra (or pre) marital sex is fine as you take "the road less traveled"

I think it has something to do with no kissing
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Old 08.03.2019, 13:16
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49, grandma


Is grandma referring to her age? If so, I take offence!
Apparently
The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids,
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Ok EF, early friday entertainment is over.

Thanks for all the tips!
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Ok EF, early friday entertainment is over.

Thanks for all the tips!
It's not finished yet, your multiple accounts will likely be banned soon.
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Old 08.03.2019, 14:01
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Ok EF, early friday entertainment is over.

Thanks for all the tips!
Just the tip might have been a better idea?
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Old 08.03.2019, 14:02
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It's not finished yet, your multiple accounts will likely be banned soon.
Maybe he should inform the mods which account he wants to keep.
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Old 08.03.2019, 14:03
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Maybe he should inform the mods which account he wants to keep.

Maybe we can have a poll on that?


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Old 08.03.2019, 14:35
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Maybe we can have a poll on that?


Not possible before we know the third account.
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Seriously?

Anal sex doesn't cause pregnancy, you could hypothetically spunk at the opening, it leak out and some swim up the vag, sure, it's possible, so is being struck by lightning.

People really ask such questions?

With mobile phones they would pick posting on a forum?
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