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Old 08.03.2019, 14:50
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Seriously?

Anal sex doesn't cause pregnancy, you could hypothetically spunk at the opening, it leak out and some swim up the vag, sure, it's possible, so is being struck by lightning.

People really ask such questions?

With mobile phones they would pick posting on a forum?
You're forgetting that this is the forum where it was argued last year that condoms weren't an effective prevention against AIDS.

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Seriously?

Anal sex doesn't cause pregnancy, you could hypothetically spunk at the opening, it leak out and some swim up the vag, sure, it's possible, so is being struck by lightning.

People really ask such questions?

With mobile phones they would pick posting on a forum?
Seriuosly?
People really bother to give trivial explanations?

The troll is definitely pulling the strings of the puppets here, it's kind of fun to watch.
And it's the only thread that has updates, when I tab-hop. Trump has not been updated since 11.15h and Brexit not since yesterday evening
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

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Seriuosly?
People really bother to give trivial explanations?

The troll is definitely pulling the strings of the puppets here, it's kind of fun to watch.
And it's the only thread that has updates, when I tab-hop. Trump has not been updated since 11.15h and Brexit not since yesterday evening
i didn't even look at the trump one

that is another level of boredom
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

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Seriously?

Anal sex doesn't cause pregnancy, you could hypothetically spunk at the opening, it leak out and some swim up the vag, sure, it's possible, so is being struck by lightning.

People really ask such questions?

With mobile phones they would pick posting on a forum?
Technically, it is possible, but very rare. Somewhere around 1 in 200 pregnancies are reported without penetrative vaginal sex. The fact this was pre-ejaculate would further reduce this incidence quite dramatically.

Anyway, what has everyone got planned for the weekend?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

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Seriuosly?
People really bother to give trivial explanations?

The troll is definitely pulling the strings of the puppets here, it's kind of fun to watch.
And it's the only thread that has updates, when I tab-hop. Trump has not been updated since 11.15h and Brexit not since yesterday evening

What! Trump is done and nobody's PM me!
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Technically, it is possible, but very rare. Somewhere around 1 in 200 pregnancies are reported without penetrative vaginal sex. The fact this was pre-ejaculate would further reduce this incidence quite dramatically.
That's settled then. EF logic dictates she's now pregnant and it's almost inevitable that anal sex leads to conception.
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Technically, it is possible, but very rare. Somewhere around 1 in 200 pregnancies are reported without penetrative vaginal sex. The fact this was pre-ejaculate would further reduce this incidence quite dramatically.

Anyway, what has everyone got planned for the weekend?
Um what I said, it would have to be there in the opening.

Also those reports, well.

People seem to give interesting stories as to how they got pregnant, that or there have been a million immaculate conceptions
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That's settled then. EF logic dictates she's now pregnant and it's almost inevitable that anal sex leads to conception.
It’s another Project Fear.
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Old 08.03.2019, 15:22
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Technically, it is possible, but very rare. Somewhere around 1 in 200 pregnancies are reported without penetrative vaginal sex. The fact this was pre-ejaculate would further reduce this incidence quite dramatically.

Anyway, what has everyone got planned for the weekend?
The over 49year old amongst us will check out the pregnancy-possibilities and the rest tries not to be one of those 200 because really, that is kind of losing out, no?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

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Somebody never watched 'Sunset Beach', the best worst TV soap in history. A central character was impregnated using a turkey baster whilst she was sleeping.
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Somebody never watched 'Sunset Beach', the best worst TV soap in history. A central character was impregnated using a turkey baster whilst she was sleeping.

Remember the story on Boris Becker?
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Somebody never watched 'Sunset Beach', the best worst TV soap in history. A central character was impregnated using a turkey baster whilst she was sleeping.
I know a lesbian couple who pretty much did this to conceive their baby. I was skeptical but they were adamant that's how it happened
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Somebody never watched 'Sunset Beach', the best worst TV soap in history. A central character was impregnated using a turkey baster whilst she was sleeping.
apparently that can work, a poor man's method around fertility problems
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

While there is a chance of getting pregnant , the % possibility is significantly increased on days of ovulation, and not likely on days of menstruation.

Just a suggestion, but try downloading a fertility tracking app.

These apps can give you a better idea of your % possibility of getting pregnant. ( this could be helpful for anyone trying to get pregnant and avoid pregnancy ) .

Generally speaking, though, the older a woman is the lower the % of possibility due to hormones, eggs aging, miscarriage etc. Still possible, however.
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It's 50% chance. Either she gets pregnant, or she doesn't.
Actually, no. Many people have this misconception .

As I mentioned in my first post, a fertility tracker can better estimate the % per day.
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anal sex leads to conception.
Actually, I have heard of such cases (in a course at university, no less), however, I have yet to hear of a case where oral sex has led to conception.

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Old 08.03.2019, 16:14
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Actually, I have heard of such cases (in a course at university, no less), however, I have yet to hear of a case where oral sex has led to conception.

Tom

Wellll, in a way, check the Boris Becker story
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Wellll, in a way, check the Boris Becker story
Yeah but Becker is not a reliable resource. Remember his internet-ad? (Was it AOL back then?)
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Generally speaking, though, the older a woman is the lower the % of possibility due to hormones, eggs aging, miscarriage etc.
Taking it up the wrong’un also helps alleviate the risk.
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Somebody never watched 'Sunset Beach', the best worst TV soap in history. A central character was impregnated using a turkey baster whilst she was sleeping.
Oh I used to love that. Truly hilarious. Evil twins. Crazy step mums. Changing the actors mid season without breaking stride...
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