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08.03.2019, 16:49
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
We used to watch it on our break at work, then try to predict the craziest story line possible, but they still trumped us every time.
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08.03.2019, 16:53
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | |  | | | It's not finished yet, your multiple accounts will likely be banned soon.  | | | | | | Quote: | | | | | Maybe he should inform the mods which account he wants to keep. | | | | | | Quote: | | | | | Maybe we can have a poll on that?
 | | | | | That’s easy, we just ban these two and leave him with the other one whether he likes it or not.
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08.03.2019, 17:14
| | | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Technically, it is possible, but very rare. Somewhere around 1 in 200 pregnancies are reported without penetrative vaginal sex. The fact this was pre-ejaculate would further reduce this incidence quite dramatically.
Anyway, what has everyone got planned for the weekend? | | | | | Drinking in Nyon..
Anybody going.. ?!
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08.03.2019, 17:41
| | | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Thats easy, we just ban these two and leave him with the other one whether he likes it or not. | | | | | I honestly don't understand why the accounts are still active if they are indeed duplicates.
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08.03.2019, 17:51
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: |  | | | Never heard of a brown baby? | | | | | 
Tom
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08.03.2019, 19:42
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
Sometimes, I have problems admitting that I'm a member of this forum...
(My mom was 42 when she had me, 4th girl)
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08.03.2019, 19:55
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Sometimes, I have problems admitting that I'm a member of this forum...
(My mom was 42 when she had me, 4th girl) | | | | | My grandmother was 48 when she had my father, she thought he was the menopause.
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08.03.2019, 23:02
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Actually, I have heard of such cases (in a course at university, no less), however, I have yet to hear of a case where oral sex has led to conception. 
Tom | | | | | Frequent hand washing is recommended for prevention.
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08.03.2019, 23:15
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | You need to work on your chat up lines. | | | | | Weak chat up lines. Do you think that´s why I never get laid?
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08.03.2019, 23:16
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
It depends.
If you are a man, I think the chances are something like zero.
If you are a woman, you definitely have more chances.
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08.03.2019, 23:29
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
Oh hi vribium.
I stand by my previous advice, if tiny risks are freaking you out then don't do it. There are other ways to have fun. (Please, please let me be right. (Please don't let there be two of them.)) | | The following 5 users would like to thank MathNut for this useful post: | |
08.03.2019, 23:32
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
Must admit when I first read the thread title I thought it was about a mature lady looking for a stud?
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08.03.2019, 23:36
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Do you think that´s why I never get laid? | | | | | Could be. But it might more be things like: <<....buy, say a Brez´n for 2.49 Euros and you pay with two fifty cents, two twenty cents, 6 10 cents and the rest in one and two cent bits. Do it nice an slowly>>
All this "nice and slow" and "dragging it out" can be in great demand in one situation and just come accross as senile in an other. |
09.03.2019, 00:35
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | Could be. But it might more be things like: <<....buy, say a Brez´n for 2.49 Euros and you pay with two fifty cents, two twenty cents, 6 10 cents and the rest in one and two cent bits. Do it nice an slowly>>
All this "nice and slow" and "dragging it out" can be in great demand in one situation and just come accross as senile in an other.
| | | | | I know, it´s great fun slipping into "doddering-curmudgeon" mode and watching everybody else go nuclear, I award myself more points when it`s on a rainy cold Monday morning. There is another trick I like to use, going down a escalator on... THE WRONG SIDE...! You know, Germans like to go all "Rechts stehen, Links gehen" Right side stand, left side walk. On woman actually tried to get between me and the wall via my armpit, it did not go well, I think the smeared stain on the wall is still visible.
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09.03.2019, 11:44
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | ..! You know, Germans like to go all "Rechts stehen, Links gehen" Right side stand, left side walk. On woman actually tried to get between me and the wall via my armpit, it did not go well, I think the smeared stain on the wall is still visible. | | | | | Is a sense of order and not being so much of a c__t that you only think about yourself and your journey a particularly german thing?
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09.03.2019, 12:43
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
everything about this thread is problematic
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09.03.2019, 17:54
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
OP! Have you thought of any names?
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09.03.2019, 22:16
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| | | Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?
| Quote: | | | | | OP! Have you thought of any names? | | | | | Seeing how there is one a million chance a woman could get pregnant, from anal + with only a precum + at the age of 49. I think I Million is a very fitting name.
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