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What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

There was no sperm involved, but there might have been a precum.

Seriously, is this one in a hundred or in a thousand chance?
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Old 08.03.2019, 05:18
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

If you are worried and don´t want to get pregnant, get the morning after pill.
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Old 08.03.2019, 07:42
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

It depends on the position? And definitely depends on where the precum went?

It's probably fine though, since 49 is close to 69 and you don't get pregnant doing that.

Can you describe what actually happened?
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Old 08.03.2019, 07:46
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

As you are apparently a black guy, I would say there is very little chance that you are pregnant.

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As you are apparently a black guy, I would say there is very little chance that you are pregnant.

https://www.englishforum.ch/2870686-post33.html
What about if he was a white guy?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

It's Friday!
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There was no sperm involved, but there might have been a precum.

Seriously, is this one in a hundred or in a thousand chance?
Chances of pregnancy are slim to none, keep tapping that milf bro!
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Old 08.03.2019, 08:23
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

With sod's law: 100%
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There was no sperm involved, but there might have been a precum.

Seriously, is this one in a hundred or in a thousand chance?
Depends which hole..
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

If you were you alone when this happened, you'll be fine.

Unless you are a snail.
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Old 08.03.2019, 08:39
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Depends which hole..
Any hole's a goal.
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Depends which hole..
Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.
Is that before or after you've kicked the shit through some racists?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

It's Friday with knobs on this week, innit?
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Btw Just incase if someone asks. She is not on menopause yet, but she did start having irregular perriods 6 years ago not sure what that means
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
Why are you posting with two different accounts?
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Why are you posting with two different accounts?
Because I have 3 accounts, the good guy, the bad and the ugly. It seems I screwed up, but well .. who cares
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Old 08.03.2019, 11:28
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Re: What are the chances of getting pregnant at 49?

Hold on a goddam moment. What am I missing?

Anal sex, and you think she may get pregnant?

Are you retarded or something?
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But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.
Yeah, except for sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS, it'll be fine.

Three accounts? So that's WALL-E and Twentea to be banned. At least.
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Hmm .. sorry for making this thread NSFW but since I have to know, I will be blunt. It is the backdoor.

If I am having vaginal intercourse I always use codom ( the ones lubbed with spermcide)

But with the other hole, I am thinking as long as I don't ejaculate, it should be fine given her age and the type of sex.


The issue is also she is twice my age, and has 3 grandkids and I am same age as her kids, and we both don't want any kids as we are just having consensual , but she is super religious and does not consider abortion an option if something was to happen.
Are you Wayne Rooney?
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