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Aww, come on man! You should have gone over, with that skirt youse wear, all commando, a bottle of your cheapest hooch and the box of condom cracked open instead of conversing with this sorry lot.


Aye, well, this could have been an option, but I don't know how to spoil a lass as well as you do! I think I'll let them watch the "Outlander" series for everything to do with kilt fantasy ("skirt", go and wash your mouth with soap, young man! ) and save the red pack for more "pedagogy" with the Primary School teacher!
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Old 16.04.2020, 10:12
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Aye, well, this could have been an option, but I don't know how to spoil a lass as well as you do! I think I'll let them watch the "Outlander" series for everything to do with kilt fantasy ("skirt", go and wash your mouth with soap, young man! ) and save the red pack for more "pedagogy" with the Primary School teacher!
and save the red pack for more "pedagogy" with the Primary School teacher![/QUOTE] And whatever our findings regarding its possible uses, it WON'T be published on Google Classroom!
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Old 16.04.2020, 11:32
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Aye, well, this could have been an option, but I don't know how to spoil a lass as well as you do! I think I'll let them watch the "Outlander" series for everything to do with kilt fantasy ("skirt", go and wash your mouth with soap, young man! ) and save the red pack for more "pedagogy" with the Primary School teacher!
I'm assuming, a lass is a woman. It ain't about how to spoil a lass but rather whatever floats their boat, filling the void, etc. Plus, you have 2 neighbors....YOU will get spoiled by 2 lassies (not to be confused with the old show about an altruistic border collie).
McT...you ARE their Outlander fantasy! I their eyes, you are pre-pissdrunk-inebriated-strange-comments-Braveheart-Mel-Gibson.
Go on, show them some good ol' Scottish bedroom yodeling!
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Old 16.04.2020, 12:14
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I'm assuming, a lass is a woman. It ain't about how to spoil a lass but rather whatever floats their boat, filling the void, etc. Plus, you have 2 neighbors....YOU will get spoiled by 2 lassies (not to be confused with the old show about an altruistic border collie).
McT...you ARE their Outlander fantasy! I their eyes, you are pre-pissdrunk-inebriated-strange-comments-Braveheart-Mel-Gibson.
Go on, show them some good ol' Scottish bedroom yodeling!
Lost Inbroad, next time put a big WARNING! I laughed so much I spat half of my tea on the keyboard, cheers!
And yes, a lass is a lady round our parts, not a dog! Thanks for the pre-pissdrunk...that implies I am still sober!
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You have a Lady round your parts - oh my
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Old 16.04.2020, 14:52
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. . .McT should have 2 ladies around his parts, right now!

But for real Odile, great winglady you are. You should have provided our here friend with enough illegal backwater Absynthe. . .you know the stuff that not even the locals would touch. . .in order to get McT's party rolling.
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Old 16.04.2020, 15:13
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Look what you've started, Lost Inbroad! Even gentile Odile is joining in!


(that's also probably due to the absence of a Giggle Button!)
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Old 16.04.2020, 15:22
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Anyway, just had (distance) coffee, 5 meters apart, with said two neighbours and I am getting very strong clues, such as one asking me why we used the French expression "Ménage à trois" in English!!... Even I can spot a not so subtle hint when there is one!


Result, I blushed like a newbie to the game. Not everyone has Lost Inbroad's confidence!
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Old 16.04.2020, 15:29
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Anyway, just had (distance) coffee, 5 meters apart, with said two neighbours and I am getting very strong clues, such as one asking me why we used the French expression "Ménage à trois" in English!!... Even I can spot a not so subtle hint when there is one!


Result, I blushed like a newbie to the game. Not everyone has Lost Inbroad's confidence!
Ha!! And you're still typing to us?!

You ought to be menaging over-there!!

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. . .McT should have 2 ladies around his parts, right now!

But for real Odile, great winglady you are. You should have provided our here friend with enough illegal backwater Absynthe. . .you know the stuff that not even the locals would touch. . .in order to get McT's party rolling.
You got it all wrong - the illegal backwater stuff IS what the locals would and do drink . Did you know we have a fraternity from all over the world who regularly come together- sadly this year the Fête has to be cancelled. June 2021 will be truly WILD for sure.

BTW, McTavGe knows exactly where to get some really good absinthe, right near his place near Geneva
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Old 16.04.2020, 16:51
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Oh Odile, I don't know if I can take any more WILD in my life right now!!!


This is (nicely) insane!
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Old 16.04.2020, 16:54
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Oh Odile, I don't know if I can take any more WILD in my life right now!!!


This is (nicely) insane!
You sly yodeling Scottsman you! You did the deed, didn't you?!
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You sly yodeling Scottsman you! You did the deed, didn't you?!

No, I didn't drink any Absinthe!
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Old 16.04.2020, 22:14
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You sly yodeling Scottsman you! You did the deed, didn't you?!


Check the time between this post and my previous one at 16.51... a lot of time in between with plenty to do!
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Ménage à 3 ou 5, 6, 7... nothing is impossible when your middle name is Danger!


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All hail, our very own Scottish Crusader! Sky's the limit for you. . . today's the neighbors, tomorrow you'll turn the vegan friend of yours into a carnivore. Ladies watch out, I've heard Lausanne is next on his quest!
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All hail, our very own Scottish Crusader! Sky's the limit for you. . . today's the neighbors, tomorrow you'll turn the vegan friend of yours into a carnivore. Ladies watch out, I've heard Lausanne is next on his quest!

No chance to feel gloomy with you around! I don't know what Sky would say if she's the limit!
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No chance to feel gloomy with you around! I don't know what Sky would say if she's the limit!
Today, I make it official. It's McT's day!
You're coming out of this Corona thing a whole new person, I tell ya. Mental Alchemy and all, turning your negatives into positives...you've mastered it!
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All hail, our very own Scottish Crusader! Sky's the limit for you. .
I beg your pardon ! I have nothing to do with this gentleman’s escapades, nor would I limit his endeavors !
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I beg your pardon ! I have nothing to do with this gentleman’s escapades, nor would I limit his endeavors !
What? No.
I apologize, see the young gentleman got overly excited and took it completely out of context. I have the utmost respect for you and would never refer to you in such fashion or draw you into this overjoying display of ehmm, achievement.
But you knew that of course.

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