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22.04.2020, 13:54
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | Don't spoil his innocent mind with such modern, salacious content. Next thing we hear, he gets on his rooftop with blue and white face paint, yelling something along the lines of "Your heart is free and so is my kilted eggplant - Yodel Yodel Yodel!"
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22.04.2020, 13:55
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | You're one sick and twisted person McT, using eggplant for such a thing. Everybody knows that watermelon works best.  | | | | | Depends.
On the gender. 
I'd still keep both outa the frigo.
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22.04.2020, 15:25
| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | You're one sick and twisted person McT, using eggplant for such a thing. Everybody knows that watermelon works best.  | | | | | Gnaaaaarffffff...and I just wrote down my recipe for Baba Ghanoush.......  now I can't get rid of some pics in my mind........poor Aubergines
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22.04.2020, 15:33
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Gnaaaaarffffff...and I just wrote down my recipe for Baba Ghanoush....... now I can't get rid of some pics in my mind........poor Aubergines | | | | | Watch out for the movies coming out in a theatre near you. . ."A Scottsman and an Aubergine", "You've had me at Aubergine", "Braveaubergine" and of course "The Aubergine Ultimatum"
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22.04.2020, 17:45
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Damn, one of the neighbours is down with Covid 19 (tested positive)! Thank God we respected all the safety measures, but she's the one who did all my shopping while I was (still am) high risk, so I cannot help but feel guilty.
I have been cooking all her meals for the last 3 days, the very least I can do, and keeping checking on her via texting at regular intervals till about midnight. What else would you do for your neighbour? | | | | | Do you have some masks and gloves for yourself?
(Sorry to hear about your neighbor)
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22.04.2020, 18:27
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That's right McT, "No glove - No Love"!!
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22.04.2020, 23:21
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The further you go down your list, the more these aubergines look like the tongue from the Rolling Stones!!
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22.04.2020, 23:22
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Don't spoil his innocent mind with such modern, salacious content. Next thing we hear, he gets on his rooftop with blue and white face paint, yelling something along the lines of "Your heart is free and so is my kilted eggplant - Yodel Yodel Yodel!" | | | | | Can't find emoticons for spilled "tea"!!! | 
22.04.2020, 23:23
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Do you have some masks and gloves for yourself?
(Sorry to hear about your neighbor) | | | | |
Yes, as my neighbours would say, I am well equipped! | 
22.04.2020, 23:24
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Can't find emoticons for spilled "tea"!!! | | | | | Galaxus is going to have a field day with you. Let me know before you order, I'll buy some stocks! | This user would like to thank lost_inbroad for this useful post: | | 
22.04.2020, 23:26
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Yes, as my neighbours would say, I am well equipped!  | | | | | FYI, the facemask goes over the nose and the glove....ah, forget it!
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23.04.2020, 00:00
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The "Daily Life" topic is being turned into the "Love Life" topic... Soon, I will be charged a fee by EF! | The following 2 users would like to thank McTAVGE for this useful post: | | 
23.04.2020, 00:05
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | The "Daily Life" topic is being turned into the "Love Life" topic... Soon, I will be charged a fee by EF! | | | | | Yeah, the 50 swigs of Glenfiddich. | This user would like to thank lost_inbroad for this useful post: | | 
23.04.2020, 10:56
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Yeah, the 50 swigs of Glenfiddich.  | | | | | Or, in my case, more like Glen Garioch.
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24.04.2020, 17:52
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I received a massive bouquet of flowers and a bottle of Champagne from my neighbours today, for "keeping them alive and laughing during the whole confinement crisis" !
A nice pack of beer would have done nicely too, but I am very touched nonetheless. | This user would like to thank McTAVGE for this useful post: | | 
24.04.2020, 17:55
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Sainthood is next on the list, me thinks! I guess they've worked out that below this kilt, there was a lot of sensitivity as well!
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24.04.2020, 19:07
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Sainthood is next on the list, me thinks! I guess they've worked out that below this kilt, there was a lot of sensitivity as well! | | | | | Because of the flowers? Modern girls don't discriminate! Modern girls buy themselves flowers, too.
As per sainthood, though...Not sexy.
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25.04.2020, 00:52
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Because of the flowers? Modern girls don't discriminate! Modern girls buy themselves flowers, too.
As per sainthood, though...Not sexy. | | | | |
You're right, definitely not Sainthood after tonight! I was telling my (non Covid-sick neighbour) and primary school teacher C. + a friend from the US about our Pagan fire festival in Edinburgh in April, called the Beltane Fire Festival, where you are encouraged to go and dance...naked around the various fire parades! https://tripivent.com/events/beltane-fire-festival/
Well, I have a piece of land (just a field, really) big enough to have 2 big tables and a fire burner and it got everyone excited. So we all got stripped to our underwear ( I was not wearing the kilt today, so yes, underwear there was!) while dancing (and kind of howling, but I prefer to call it yodelling when you're pissed!) around the fire. Magic! Total freedom, and definitely not Sainthood! Singing aloud to Chaka Khan, Stevie Wonder, Cyndie Lauper, U2, Inner City, the Rolling Stones and of course, The Proclaimers. Heaven!
I'm not sure Odile will ever invite me to the Jura, now, because she definitely had me as a Saint!
Lost Inbroad, where were you? 3 single ladies in their bras and knickers and I'm left all by myself to manage the "situation"! Anyway, who ever said the Swiss were inhibited? I don't think so!
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25.04.2020, 01:13
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | You're right, definitely not Sainthood after tonight! I was telling my (non Covid-sick neighbour) and primary school teacher C. + a friend from the US about our Pagan fire festival in Edinburgh in April, called the Beltane Fire Festival, where you are encouraged to go and dance...naked around the various fire parades! https://tripivent.com/events/beltane-fire-festival/
Well, I have a piece of land (just a field, really) big enough to have 2 big tables and a fire burner and it got everyone excited. So we all got stripped to our underwear ( I was not wearing the kilt today, so yes, underwear there was!) while dancing (and kind of howling, but I prefer to call it yodelling when you're pissed!) around the fire. Magic! Total freedom, and definitely not Sainthood! Singing aloud to Chaka Khan, Stevie Wonder, Cyndie Lauper, U2, Inner City, the Rolling Stones and of course, The Proclaimers. Heaven!
I'm not sure Odile will ever invite me to the Jura, now, because she definitely had me as a Saint!
Lost Inbroad, where were you? 3 single ladies in their bras and knickers and I'm left all by myself to manage the "situation"! Anyway, who ever said the Swiss were inhibited? I don't think so! | | | | | Great report! We only have to upgrade you musical seduction chic. The weather has been so amazing, hope you are near the lake.
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25.04.2020, 01:37
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| | Re: He's back! | Quote: | |  | | | Great repot! We only have to upgrade you musical seduction chic. The weather has been so amazing, hope you are near the lake. | | | | |
I haven't got any obscure East European band to my musical baggage to be able to display the full charm, but it helped with the dancing!
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