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McTAVGE 28.06.2020 10:30

M+Y (M+X) = McTav
 
Here's a latest interesting formula that will interest only those of you acquainted with my antics, others can resume drinking their tea or coffee in peace and ignore this.


M = Me
Y= a certain singing person (She) on the other side of the Röstigrabe.
X = a certain painting person (He) on this side of the Röstigrabe.


Life's too short!


I would love to see LostinBroad's face right now!

jacek 28.06.2020 11:28

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Is it some kind of romantic triangle with M,X,Y involved? :D

McTAVGE 28.06.2020 15:08

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Originally Posted by jacek (Post 3194607)
Is it some kind of romantic triangle with M,X,Y involved? :D

X doesn't know (yet) about Y, Y knows about X and would love to have M, X, Y together...even though M does not feel like doing all the work for X and Y!


Life should be uncomplicated, right?;)

John_H 28.06.2020 15:17

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Is this just a complicated code for a threesome ?

Pancakes 28.06.2020 15:29

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"It's not gay when it's in a three-way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

jacek 28.06.2020 15:35

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3194666)
X doesn't know (yet) about Y, Y knows about X and would love to have M, X, Y together...even though M does not feel like doing all the work for X and Y!


Life should be uncomplicated, right?;)

Me (M) think that, ex (X) should be eliminated from the equation and only Y kept altogether. Question is why (Y)? ;)

omtatsat 28.06.2020 15:55

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3194586)
Here's a latest interesting formula that will interest only those of you acquainted with my antics, others can resume drinking their tea or coffee in peace and ignore this.


M = Me
Y= a certain singing person (She) on the other side of the Röstigrabe.
X = a certain painting person (He) on this side of the Röstigrabe.


Life's too short!


I would love to see LostinBroad's face right now!

Useless post. By rights the moderator should have deleted it. But of course on EF it depends on who posts such nonsense.
And in " daily life ". What a joke!

curley 28.06.2020 16:20

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Originally Posted by omtatsat (Post 3194672)
Useless post. By rights the moderator should have deleted it. But of course on EF it depends on who posts such nonsense.
And in " daily life ". What a joke!

Guess you were meant with <<..... only those of you acquainted with my antics, others can resume drinking their tea or coffee in peace and ignore this.>>.

HIAO 28.06.2020 16:22

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Originally Posted by omtatsat (Post 3194672)
Useless post. By rights the moderator should have deleted it. But of course on EF it depends on who posts such nonsense.
And in " daily life ". What a joke!

The irony.

omtatsat 28.06.2020 16:23

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Originally Posted by HIAO (Post 3194680)
The irony.

Guess the moderator is still sleeping after binging last night

olygirl 28.06.2020 16:37

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Originally Posted by omtatsat (Post 3194681)
Guess the moderator is still sleeping after binging last night

Why? Are you looking to be banned again?

curley 28.06.2020 16:50

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Back to the subject. Will the solution of a riddle be published on this channel and what can I win?

omtatsat 28.06.2020 17:33

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Originally Posted by olygirl (Post 3194689)
Why? Are you looking to be banned again?

"only those of you acquainted with my antics, others can resume drinking their tea or coffee in peace and ignore this."

doropfiz 28.06.2020 18:18

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McTAVGE, you can cook, right? So invite them both over to dinner, (or out to a hike and picnic) together.
Tell them both, beforehand, that you'd like them to meet each other.

He'll be surprised to hear about her at all, and you can say that she's a really interesting person, and that you told her about his interest in... topic and topic.
She'll be delighted, since this is what she wants, and the she can see how much of a rapport she can make happen, in the course of the day/evening.

Ouchboy 28.06.2020 21:27

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Originally Posted by Pancakes (Post 3194670)
"It's not gay when it's in a three-way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw




as long as there is no eye contact it's all good

NotAllThere 28.06.2020 21:47

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I'm afraid to tell you that mathematically you're on a hiding to nothing.

M+Y(M+X) = M+YM+YX. So you lose X as a friend. Further more, if you integrate the equation wrt time, you end up with
M-YX.
When you take the derivative wrt M, you end up with 1. You. Alone. Again.

Sorry. But the maths doesn't lie. :(

;)

curley 28.06.2020 21:47

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Originally Posted by doropfiz (Post 3194719)
McTAVGE, you can cook, right? So invite them both over to dinner, (or out to a hike and picnic) together.
Tell them both, beforehand, that you'd like them to meet each other.

He'll be surprised to hear about her at all, and you can say that she's a really interesting person, and that you told her about his interest in... topic and topic.
She'll be delighted, since this is what she wants, and the she can see how much of a rapport she can make happen, in the course of the day/evening.

Huh? So this is McTavge's new way out?

M got bored, mentioned to Y he knows this really cool guy X and she got all interested (ooops, boredom mutual) and X doesn't even know yet he is supposed to pick up McTavge's left-overs?
Did McTavge take into consideration the amount of brothers she has, all busy wrestling all day? :msnsarcastic:

It's a good riddle actually as I bet it's all different ....

cannut 28.06.2020 22:50

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Originally Posted by curley (Post 3194810)
Huh? So this is McTavge's new way out?

M got bored, mentioned to Y he knows this really cool guy X and she got all interested (ooops, boredom mutual) and X doesn't even know yet he is supposed to pick up McTavge's left-overs?
Did McTavge take into consideration the amount of brothers she has, all busy wrestling all day? :msnsarcastic:

It's a good riddle actually as I bet it's all different ....

Gee ! you'r up to no good again :msntongue:

McTAVGE 30.06.2020 11:49

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Originally Posted by cannut (Post 3194828)
Gee ! you'r up to no good again :msntongue:



Must be the heat! I can't think clearly when it's over 26C...which is often these days!:p

McTAVGE 30.06.2020 11:53

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But I have managed to change the dates of my Greece holiday, still going this Summer and I decided it was a holiday for M only, with plenty of TLC and reflection on the last few months. I should take Olygirl and Greenmount with me as my "Stop-Pause-Think" coaches!:)

curley 30.06.2020 12:00

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3195281)
But I have managed to change the dates of my Greece holiday, still going this Summer and I decided it was a holiday for M only, with plenty of TLC and reflection on the last few months. I should take Olygirl and Greenmount with me as my "Stop-Pause-Think" coaches!:)

So I wasn't too far off after all?

Have fun in Greece. Just don't say εντάξει! (sounds something like this: ENTÁXEI) too freely when you're not sure, what you are agreeing to or we'll have an other one of these threads when you return. :D

greenmount 30.06.2020 14:23

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Originally Posted by cannut (Post 3194828)
Gee ! you'r up to no good again :msntongue:

In McTavge's defense...."Y" appeared to have lots of brothers all too eager to know McTavge.....after like two dates. :msnsarcastic:

If I was a guy I would have run too.

McTAVGE 01.07.2020 15:22

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Originally Posted by greenmount (Post 3195351)
In McTavge's defense...."Y" appeared to have lots of brothers all too eager to know McTavge.....after like two dates. :msnsarcastic:

If I was a guy I would have run too.



The issue was more a lack of commitment from Y, a very demanding career making almost any plan impossible. However, since M dates X, Y seems to be more and more excited and wanting to date M, if possible with X present, which will never happen, over my dead body (and probably X's, who has never been into any kind of Y!) .
But, right now, X is making M extremely happy and I have not felt like this for a long, very long time. It feels wonderful, may it last!

McTAVGE 01.07.2020 15:23

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And LostinBroad is still speechless, which is quite an achievement!:D

curley 01.07.2020 16:07

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3195681)
The issue was more a lack of commitment from Y, a very demanding career making almost any plan impossible. However, since M dates X, Y seems to be more and more excited and wanting to date M, if possible with X present, which will never happen, over my dead body (and probably X's, who has never been into any kind of Y!) .
But, right now, X is making M extremely happy and I have not felt like this for a long, very long time. It feels wonderful, may it last!

Ah, M dates X. Now that bit was not mentioned, no wonder I got it all wrong.

I like people who mean it when they say, they want to try something new!
May it last, indeed. :)

PS: Does X not like Greece?

McTAVGE 01.07.2020 23:04

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Originally Posted by curley (Post 3195711)
Ah, M dates X. Now that bit was not mentioned, no wonder I got it all wrong.

I like people who mean it when they say, they want to try something new!
May it last, indeed. :)

PS: Does X not like Greece?



M's flights had been booked since January and were successfully transferred to M's convenience- Alas, they were all fully booked and both X and Y will have to manage on Swiss soil in the absence of fabulous M !:p

cannut 09.07.2020 01:49

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3195279)
Must be the heat! I can't think clearly when it's over 26C...which is often these days!:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3195281)
But I have managed to change the dates of my Greece holiday, still going this Summer and I decided it was a holiday for M only, with plenty of TLC and reflection on the last few months. I should take Olygirl and Greenmount with me as my "Stop-Pause-Think" coaches!:)

Heat > greece > summer > I can't think :msnsarcastic:
Holiday > olygirl > greenmout >your not thinking at all :msnsarcastic:

yacek 09.07.2020 11:31

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I'm just immersed in Iain Banks "The Culture" sci-fi books. Looks like I just encountered a forum of one of their habitats.

lost_inbroad 17.07.2020 14:28

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3194586)
I would love to see LostinBroad's face right now!

I completely missed this thread. So, what's going on...who's gone where and why was I not informed?

curley 17.07.2020 19:42

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Originally Posted by lost_inbroad (Post 3199760)
I completely missed this thread. So, what's going on...who's gone where and why was I not informed?

You've been personally called up at least two times by teacher McTavge but you proved to be a deep sleeper.

McTAVGE 21.07.2020 17:41

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Sorry i have not been here a long time, but some exciting update! So, I went to Greece, deserted by tourists and it was lovely! Beaches all to myself, it was truly wonderful and the holiday I had been dreaming of... except the reality seems to be taking over even my wildest dreams! On day 3 of the holiday, I went to a beach (signposted as such), stretching as far as the eye could see, and no one but me. I had been playing and jumping in the waves for about 15 minutes when suddenly I was pulled by a very strong current and simply could not swim back to shore. It was so scary and I had waves battering me, I honestly thought this was the end. Then, this guy seemed to arrive from nowhere, he had seen me struggling, drove his car to the beach, had a rope in his car he tied to his bumper and swam to rescue me. Basically, he saved my life.
I was spitting salt water, choking for air but so grateful I gave him a hug... whatever he thought, he was inclined for more than a hug and that's how a great, torrid holiday romance went on for the following 6 days with this Adonis.
Except: remember, we've still got X in Geneva, Y in German speaking Switzerland, now A in Greece and all 3 want to join me for my birthday here in Geneva, oblivious of each other's existence! I am used to manage unruly classes but not this!
I told ya, life never is boring in Switzerland!

McTAVGE 21.07.2020 17:43

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Can someone good at Maths rewrite the formula to help me solve it?;)

curley 21.07.2020 17:48

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3200520)
Can someone good at Maths rewrite the formula to help me solve it?;)

No need. You named the Greek guy A.

Teach the alphabet to your harem and each will know their place. :D

lost_inbroad 21.07.2020 17:55

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3200520)
Can someone good at Maths rewrite the formula to help me solve it?;)

Jesus, this has taken on entirely different proprotions. This is "Days of our Lives" stuff; soon you will be all over the tabloids.

greenmount 21.07.2020 18:35

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Wow, life is never boring for you, McTav. This was way better than everything I could have watched on Netflix... :p

Glad you're back in Switzerland, happy and full of existential dilemmas. :)

McTAVGE 21.07.2020 19:09

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On the topic of Switzerland, I finally went to a jeweller to have my wedding ring removed because I could not do it myself. He had to cut it in the end, which saddens me a bit, but that's the way it goes. He refused to charge me anything, claiming he was acting as a "Liberator"! I believe he's had some very unhappy experience with a woman before! The incredible thing in this story is NOT to be charged for a service, in Geneva of all places!

lost_inbroad 21.07.2020 20:00

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3200551)
On the topic of Switzerland, I finally went to a jeweller to have my wedding ring removed because I could not do it myself. He had to cut it in the end, which saddens me a bit, but that's the way it goes. He refused to charge me anything, claiming he was acting as a "Liberator"! I believe he's had some very unhappy experience with a woman before! The incredible thing in this story is NOT to be charged for a service, in Geneva of all places!

Did you have a romantic interlude with him as well? :D

McTAVGE 21.07.2020 21:39

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Originally Posted by lost_inbroad (Post 3200566)
Did you have a romantic interlude with him as well? :D



No chance! I am struggling enough with X, Y, A as it is!

lost_inbroad 21.07.2020 21:41

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3200597)
No chance! I am struggling enough with X, Y, A as it is!

Hey, you never know. Next thing we know, I'll have to change your username from McTavGe to McBlingBling. :D

olygirl 21.07.2020 22:16

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Originally Posted by McTAVGE (Post 3200519)
the end. Then, this guy seemed to arrive from nowhere, he had seen me struggling, drove his car to the beach, had a rope in his car he tied to his bumper and swam to rescue me. Basically, he saved my life.
I was spitting salt water, choking for air but so grateful I gave him a hug...

Why would he tie himself to a rope connected to a car? And how did he know the rope was long enough?

How peculiar.


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