I got my grad to translate it for me. He completed his commercial apprenticeship at CS
Gregi: I‘ am Gregi Pfister, 21... working for CS
That I passed my commercial apprenticeship back then...no one actually believed it.
Background: Gregi you stupid idiot, how did you do it
Gregi: With my first big salary, I directly bought a car...you need in Zurich! Yeah Maan!
But my boss said, a car is basic stuff in Zurich...
Gregis Boss: Gregi you need go to the Stock Exchange, you need to go trading!!
In your small office you don‘t catch the big fishes...you know what fishes are?
Gregi: Yeah, they swimm in the water
Gregis Boss: No fishes are banknotes Gregi that swim around in Switzerland and you just catch them. Schwubedischwup
Gregi: And that is how i did it, even for my girlfriend I bought a dress made out of banknotes only.
Girlfriend: That looks shit Gregi....
Gregis Friend: Actually I like it!
Gregi: But ofc that was not enough for her...you know women, to get her pussy I needed to make more money...MADONNA!
Then I bought her boat, hello guys this is my boat!
Cop: Did you declare that to the tax authorities...
Gregi: Klaro!
Here some food and the money you lack because you are only officers ...Cheers!
The most important in Zurich.. throw your money and throw parties! Moneeeey!
The money from work you just take it, because when I am busy and need to rush home, I need the money to pay all the penalties.... your money!
How does it work at UBS?
UBS Guy: Sometimes I take a suitcase and...
Gregi: And the you throw it out of the window?
UBS Guy: Yes but sometimes we also throw tiny appenzellers... One two three!
Gregi: That sounds pretty fun, please bring two of them over for our next apèro.
This is how it works at Bahnhofstrasse....Cocaaaaine!
Nice parties, good chicks and fat cars!
Ofc even here not everything works out well (background: we need drugs!!!!), but when we bribed the cops, payed the lawyers and survived the overdose cocaine...then it is actually pretty GRANADE!
Singing Part:
Where does the bonus go?...in our pocket it always comes more, the bonus comes in our pocket, in our pocket it always comes more.....Haha, actually crazy when you think about it!