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With all this talk of coronavirus, makers of sanitizing gel are rubbing their hands together.
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Old 15.12.2020, 20:20
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Corona jokes.... HoooBoy!

...not too sure about them, they sure put a strain on things...
...heard that the official game of corona is.... wait for it... "solitaire"...
...what do the call Covid19 in the morgue? The coronervirus...
...never thought that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth...
...what´s the difference between Las Vegas and Lockdown...? Non, you´re losing money by the minute. Booze is acceptable at any hour. And nobody knows what time it is...
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There was a time when you could cough to disguise a fart. Now you have to fart every time you need to cough.
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In Germany, they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese. That's the wurst käse scenario.
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

According to the Bundesamt, we can celebrate the holidays with 10 people, with no problems.

As if anybody knows 10 people with no problems.
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My cat just asked me if I wanted the radio left on while he goes out.
My cat is getting nervous that since March I am constantly present in his house...
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
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Old 15.12.2020, 21:56
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I’mnot talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

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Old 15.12.2020, 22:03
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

During the plague, Sir Isaac Newton invented calculus.


What you got?
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Old 15.12.2020, 22:47
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Thank you for all these jokes, I had a miserable day out shopping in Basel yesterday and now I'm all cheered up
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Old 15.12.2020, 23:22
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Yeah, and with lockdown and curfew and no open pubs we now know why dogs chew the furniture.
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Old 15.12.2020, 23:38
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Under current measures one can have 10 guests for a party and 30 people for a funeral. I invite you to attend a funeral of my turkey which will die December 24th.
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What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
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Preparing for the first wave.

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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

The moto for 2019 was ... don't meet up with negative people

The moto for 2020 is ...... don't meet up with positive people



Good morning y'all
'ave a GREAT day, and stay healthy

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Old 16.12.2020, 11:21
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I bought a map of the world ,then gave my OH a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge
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Old 16.12.2020, 12:40
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

HAH who said the Swiss dont have humour?

"Departure to Pandemia"

Many Twitter users are currently posting modified film titles under the hashtag #BersetCoronaFilme.

https://www.20min.ch/story/aufbruch-...r-961347117352
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