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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

But they lied.

Everyone else had clothes on.
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Old 16.12.2020, 13:09
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

2020 is the year of the racoon.

Why?

Well, they always wear a mask,
They are fastidious at washing their hands,
and if you rearrange the letters racoon it then spells corona.
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Old 16.12.2020, 14:04
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Old 16.12.2020, 14:11
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This is extremely funny. Based on the beer, it looks like it's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
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Old 16.12.2020, 14:20
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Old 16.12.2020, 14:46
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A man doesn't walk into a bar.....
A statistician, an epidemilogist and an ICU doctor walk into a bar. And then immediately leave as it's far too dangerous.

I can't wait for the pandemic to be over. 2m is way too close.
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There aren't any funny corona-virus jokes.

All the corona-virus jokes I've seen are tasteless.
If you find that something is tasteless and difficult to chew, take off your mask and try it again
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Old 16.12.2020, 15:12
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Before I routinely farted just to annoy my family with the smell.

Now I regularly fart because the smell is an integral part of our routine family health check.
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Q: Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?

A: Home Alone.
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Old 16.12.2020, 19:07
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

The other day I was eating lunch in the work cafeteria and thought I had corona - the food had no smell and no taste!

Turned out it was just tofu.
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Old 16.12.2020, 19:44
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

That made me laugh out loud because my OH tells me his staff restaurant serves up some very tasteless meals containing various types of mystery meat. If I ask what he's eaten he usually replies "not sure, some kind of meat thingy"
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

how to freak out people at the restaurant:
If the waiter asks if the food was good, say


"i dunno, everything is so tasteles...'
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Old 17.12.2020, 14:03
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

I guess this one's a little outdated by now, but I'll share it anyways...

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Old 17.12.2020, 14:52
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Just to show there's really nothing new to face masks and taking precautions while going about your
business, here's one 'gentlemen of the road' who's never been obliged to go on furlough or
work from home.

Facemasks are a trade mark in this line of business
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

I find English Forum so strange.

Where are all English Forum's creative, funny, obnoxious trolls?

If you try to start a serious, well-meaning innocuous thread with a valuable question, then all the trolls come out and bash you, find something to argue about, derail an innocent straightforward discussion into something contentious and controversial, bomb you will all kinds of their version of humor, etc.

So I thought this thread would be a great, redirection and channeling of all the EF bashers' talents.

I thought this will be great. They will all come out with all kinds of twisted ways of looking at things and give loads of good jokes.

Where are they all?

This is their chance to really shine.
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Old 18.12.2020, 21:13
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Old 18.12.2020, 21:16
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So I thought this thread would be a great, redirection and channeling of all the EF bashers' talents.

I thought this will be great. They will all come out with all kinds of twisted ways of looking at things and give loads of good jokes.

Where are they all?

This is their chance to really shine.
I don't know, but no one seemed to like my post up there.
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I find English Forum so strange.

Where are all English Forum's creative, funny, obnoxious trolls?

If you try to start a serious, well-meaning innocuous thread with a valuable question, then all the trolls come out and bash you, find something to argue about, derail an innocent straightforward discussion into something contentious and controversial, bomb you will all kinds of their version of humor, etc.

So I thought this thread would be a great, redirection and channeling of all the EF bashers' talents.

I thought this will be great. They will all come out with all kinds of twisted ways of looking at things and give loads of good jokes.

Where are they all?

This is their chance to really shine.
The trolls won't come here because people will just laugh at them, and not engage in the arguments they so desperately desire. Also, most trolls have no sense of humour, and wouldn't recognise one if it bit them on the butt.
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Old 19.12.2020, 09:50
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I find English Forum so strange.

Where are all English Forum's creative, funny, obnoxious trolls?

If you try to start a serious, well-meaning innocuous thread with a valuable question, then all the trolls come out and bash you, find something to argue about, derail an innocent straightforward discussion into something contentious and controversial, bomb you will all kinds of their version of humor, etc.

So I thought this thread would be a great, redirection and channeling of all the EF bashers' talents.

I thought this will be great. They will all come out with all kinds of twisted ways of looking at things and give loads of good jokes.

Where are they all?

This is their chance to really shine.
The problem is that why did the chicken cross the road style jokes are just a bit old fashioned. It's like asking if anyone's got any good embroidery patterns for an antimacassar.

The only reason you're getting any response at all is due to the particular demographics of the EF audience.
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