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Old 16.01.2021, 13:56
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Old 17.01.2021, 22:15
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I've heard there's a new Bern variant of the virus.




But it's ok. It spreads very very very slowly.
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Old 18.01.2021, 08:14
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No marching orders: Swiss soldiers told to do military training at home



The walls in my apartment are quite thin so I am not looking forward to the sound of gunfire next door or bullets coming through my walls.
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No marching orders: Swiss soldiers told to do military training at home

The walls in my apartment are quite thin so I am not looking forward to the sound of gunfire next door or bullets coming through my walls.
Didn't you say you emigrated and bought an apartment in Germany? What happened? Or does my mind play tricks on me?
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Old 22.01.2021, 09:12
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Didn't you say you emigrated and bought an apartment in Germany? What happened? Or does my mind play tricks on me?

This is a thread for jokes, right?
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge. I bet they are excited about flattening the curve, though.
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The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge. I bet they are excited about flattening the curve, though.
Don't worry, They'll come a'round.

Now those hollowed earth people are a hole nother story.
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I got the AZ vaccination a few days ago. No real side-effects, except I no longer get lost driving around London.
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