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02.03.2021, 17:54
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| Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | That man is a TP hoarder! Off with his head.
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19.03.2021, 09:14
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Q: How did the doctors know Dracula had Covid?
A: Because of his coffin
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19.03.2021, 09:40
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Best joke I've heard recently.
"Everybody who wishes to receive a vaccine will have one by summer"
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19.03.2021, 14:15
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| Quote: | | | | | Best joke I've heard recently.
"Everybody who wishes to receive a vaccine will have one by summer" | | | | | If enough people get scared off completely by the AZ news, that might work.
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19.03.2021, 15:22
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Working from home
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19.03.2021, 15:23
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| Quote: | | | | | Working from home | | | | | They had time to redo their whole kitchen and stuck with white? Ha
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24.03.2021, 10:25
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As you know holidays abroad are banned in the UK during the current climate and therefore
anyone leaving the UK has to fill in a 'reason for International travel' form available for download
from Gov.uk before flying from the UK.
You can imagine the 'reason for International travel' form has been open to ridicule on
social media, ever since they became available with some being framed as talking pieces
for peoples kitchens, alongside other british classic government posters of the past, like
Keep Calm and Carry On and Protect & Survive.  
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Surely the time has come for Boris to 'circle the wagons' for a bit of herd immunity ?
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31.03.2021, 17:51
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Dear tenants,
We recommend washing your hands not for 30 seconds, but for a minimum of 15 minutes.
The plumber
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31.03.2021, 19:39
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I'll be glad when the barber reopens. Just three months and my hair weighs 10kig more.
The scales don't lie.
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15.04.2021, 00:01
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If you wear your mask like this ....
.... you might as well wear your underpants like this ....
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15.04.2021, 00:07
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26.04.2021, 18:15
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At last Shops, pubs, gyms, cafe's and restaurants reopen in Scotland after a 4 month lockdown. BBC News Scotland - Shops reopen after lockdown  | | The following 2 users would like to thank John William for this useful post: | |
27.04.2021, 07:39
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27.04.2021, 09:00
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| Quote: | | | | | There aren't any funny corona-virus jokes.
All the corona-virus jokes I've seen are tasteless. | | | | |
Tasteless? Careful, that's one of the symptoms.
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27.04.2021, 12:53
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Why was the Vegan upset?
He wasn't getting his own whey
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27.04.2021, 13:37
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| Quote: | | | | | Why was the Vegan upset?
He wasn't getting his own whey | | | | | That's the best Coronavirus joke I have ever seen. So poignant.
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29.04.2021, 06:09
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29.04.2021, 07:01
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| Quote: | | | | | If you can't taste and smell your food, that might be because you're still wearing your mask.
If you've removed your mask, and the stuff you're putting in your mouth still tastes like a mask, it might be that you're eating tofu. | | | | | Yeah, like, ummm! Elbow deep in a machine at a customers, took a swig of coffee and forgot the bloody mask...
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29.04.2021, 08:57
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This is old, but still so relevant one year later. I love how mom enters the room  | | The following 3 users would like to thank for this useful post: | |
29.04.2021, 18:54
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It prompted a racist response about him having a nanny. Just for clarification - she's his wife.
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