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Old 02.03.2021, 17:54
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Old 19.03.2021, 09:14
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Q: How did the doctors know Dracula had Covid?

A: Because of his coffin

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Old 19.03.2021, 09:40
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Best joke I've heard recently.

"Everybody who wishes to receive a vaccine will have one by summer"
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Old 19.03.2021, 14:15
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Best joke I've heard recently.

"Everybody who wishes to receive a vaccine will have one by summer"
If enough people get scared off completely by the AZ news, that might work.
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Old 19.03.2021, 15:22
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Old 19.03.2021, 15:23
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They had time to redo their whole kitchen and stuck with white? Ha
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Old 24.03.2021, 10:25
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

As you know holidays abroad are banned in the UK during the current climate and therefore
anyone leaving the UK has to fill in a 'reason for International travel' form available for download
from Gov.uk before flying from the UK.

You can imagine the 'reason for International travel' form has been open to ridicule on
social media, ever since they became available with some being framed as talking pieces
for peoples kitchens, alongside other british classic government posters of the past, like
Keep Calm and Carry On and Protect & Survive.




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Surely the time has come for Boris to 'circle the wagons' for a bit of herd immunity ?

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Old 31.03.2021, 17:51
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Dear tenants,

We recommend washing your hands not for 30 seconds, but for a minimum of 15 minutes.

The plumber
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Old 31.03.2021, 19:39
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I'll be glad when the barber reopens. Just three months and my hair weighs 10kig more.

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Old 15.04.2021, 00:01
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If you wear your mask like this ....
.... you might as well wear your underpants like this ....
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Old 15.04.2021, 00:07
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

At last Shops, pubs, gyms, cafe's and restaurants reopen in Scotland after a 4 month lockdown.

BBC News Scotland - Shops reopen after lockdown


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Old 27.04.2021, 09:00
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

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There aren't any funny corona-virus jokes.

All the corona-virus jokes I've seen are tasteless.

Tasteless? Careful, that's one of the symptoms.
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Old 27.04.2021, 12:44
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

If you can't taste and smell your food, that might be because you're still wearing your mask.
If you've removed your mask, and the stuff you're putting in your mouth still tastes like a mask, it might be that you're eating tofu.
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

Why was the Vegan upset?

He wasn't getting his own whey
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Old 27.04.2021, 13:37
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Why was the Vegan upset?

He wasn't getting his own whey
That's the best Coronavirus joke I have ever seen. So poignant.
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Old 29.04.2021, 06:09
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Old 29.04.2021, 07:01
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If you can't taste and smell your food, that might be because you're still wearing your mask.
If you've removed your mask, and the stuff you're putting in your mouth still tastes like a mask, it might be that you're eating tofu.
Yeah, like, ummm! Elbow deep in a machine at a customers, took a swig of coffee and forgot the bloody mask...
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Old 29.04.2021, 08:57
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Re: Coronavirus Jokes

This is old, but still so relevant one year later. I love how mom enters the room

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