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Old 15.12.2020, 15:39
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Coronavirus Jokes

Here's my gift to all of humanity to help ease the suffering of a monumental, historical global pandemic ....

I will start a thread on English Forum where people can post jokes about coronavirus.

Then, people all over the world can read them to bring respite from the demands of these times.

Hope the laughter eases any distress from living through this era and boosts your immune system.

Sincerely, MakeABigWish


Here are my two jokes I will offer to kick things off:

Joke #1:
Knock knock. Who is there?
Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

Joke #2:
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible"
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe go to a packed concert."
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