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I must be missing something but what does that have to do with Coronavirus?
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I must be missing something but what does that have to do with Coronavirus?
The last delete is about the Covid vaccination
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True in 2020 and 2021: 30 days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31, except for March which was infinite.
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You have taken training at the home office. What can you do now?
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Old 11.05.2021, 15:35
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not saying i've done this, but i might do it now...

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not saying i've done this, but i might do it now...
Like this?

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Old 12.05.2021, 08:33
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What goes great with Corona? Lyme disease.
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What goes great with Corona? Lyme disease.
I clicked a groan for the purposes of adding to your pun.

I cant help it... i have groan a virus
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Of course the mom took this very seriously, appearing on BBC was perhaps the major career milestone for the dad. He arranged the books on the bed so it looked like a table

I think this was at the very beginning of the global working from home, and they were one of the first people to have kids showing up during the video call, so they got quite stressed. I remember that a couple weeks later the appearing kid(s) became very common, probably driven by the affectionate reaction of the others.
I think this was 2017, long before Covid.
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I think this was 2017, long before Covid.
Oh, true — it is from 2017 and long before Covid! Someone sent it to me in the beginning of pandemic, and I always thought it was one of these “working from home” episodes. Why did he make this interview from home then? Should have done it from his office, without kids.
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Not really a joke but i don't want to start another thread. got any answers?

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Old 18.05.2021, 10:52
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Not really a joke but i don't want to start another thread. got any answers?

Ask one of them if the other guard would say they'd get vaccinated?
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Not really a joke but i don't want to start another thread. got any answers?

Not so concerned as you are both observing social distancing rules.

But both ****** I dont need double glazing
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Apparently , only the crumbliest, milkiest chocolate can cure COVID like never before.

Flake news.
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Of course the 16th century quatrain writer is now is now getting quoted ..
He could also smell the future.

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