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23.01.2023, 23:54
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | People still watch TV? I think the last time I had the TV TV on was during the World Cup. Otherwise it's only Netflix, Amazon Prime, Sky etc.
I prefer to read my news ... | | | | | If I didn't occasionally scan the channels I'd have missed out on gems such as Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing. This is the problem of on demand/streaming - you miss out on stuff that is brilliant and you wouldn't ordinarily watch.
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25.01.2023, 19:15
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
...when you automatically start sitting diagonally opposite everyone, even your your own wife, on public transport!
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25.01.2023, 22:30
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | ...when you automatically start sitting diagonally opposite everyone, even your your own wife, on public transport! | | | | | immer in Fahrtrichtung… and if those seats are occupied, I patiently wait for someone to get off | 
26.01.2023, 10:10
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
When you go back home to visit family and accidentally do the kiss-kiss-kiss thing when you first see your Mom. | The following 3 users would like to thank Pancakes for this useful post: | | 
26.01.2023, 10:48
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
You consider taking your own "house shoes" with you when going to a friends for dinner | The following 3 users would like to thank Island Monkey for this useful post: | | 
26.01.2023, 13:20
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | You consider taking your own "house shoes" with you when going to a friends for dinner  | | | | | You have "house shoes" for guests.
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27.01.2023, 15:10
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | I read a study once that claimed most Italians learned Italian from TV after it became widespread, before that they mostly spoke only local dialects. | | | | |
Always thought they mostly spoke with hand signals
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27.01.2023, 15:28
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
When you say "Jühhh......" at cute things
(I think that is how its written.....)
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27.01.2023, 16:35
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | When you say "Jühhh......" at cute things
(I think that is how its written.....) | | | | | I assume the "J" is silent as in "elephant".
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27.01.2023, 16:37
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | When you say "Jühhh......" at cute things
(I think that is how its written.....) | | | | | I use
Jöööööö
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27.01.2023, 16:51
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
I think Roegner's spelling is right. Ive said Jööööö in Ireland a few times and people have looked at like Ive lost the plot.
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27.01.2023, 19:03
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
The thing about house shoes made me laugh - I took a bag of them to my sister in Scotland because she had new carpets | 
27.01.2023, 19:07
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
You get a strange kind of joy when seeing that your neighbour has put their huge newspaper bundle out on Karton collection day. And it’s still there The day after collection day.
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28.01.2023, 21:55
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
when you visit back home and greet the neighbour with "grüssach" (or how ever we write it...) and get the look of WTF
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28.01.2023, 22:03
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
When you forget that the northerners speak German!
Tom
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29.01.2023, 10:06
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | When you forget that the northerners speak German!
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That's when you've been in Tecino too long.
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29.01.2023, 11:01
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when...
They are north from la côte too. On the other side of the Fossé de Rösti.
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29.01.2023, 11:12
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | ...when you automatically start sitting diagonally opposite everyone, even your your own wife, on public transport! | | | | | Is there another way to sit?
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29.01.2023, 12:27
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29.01.2023, 12:39
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| | Re: You know you've been in Switzerland for too long when... | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | The only difference being - here all other passengers will politely look away (360 degrees vision)
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