I came back from a trip to south america, opened my suitcase and to my horror the clothes started to squirm. Closed the case again and dumped the thing in Århus bugt. (bay of Aarhus)

Apparently cockroaches and spiders are very effective at killing off bedbugs. You folks keep your places way too clean ...

Absolutely. What's more, a few geckoes will keep the roaches and spiders at bay, and you can still purchase a cobra or two to prevent the geckoes from disturbing your sleep.

You been grave digging? No worries, makes for interesting lunchtime conversation

I met these little guys in a backpackers in Washington DC.
I quietly sneaked out of the room in the middle of the night so as not to wake my 6 stranger-room-mates. On reflection i should have screamed out loud, as they would have been effected too.

A few little and big souvenir from that state. i guess it could have been worse

Yeah ... if they're walking sideways, then they're not bed bugs.