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| I was laughed at by our relocation agent for asking for a list of school league tables. | |
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If you really want to bemuse them, make them book you an appointment to go and view the local school. It's a toss-up who's most entertaining here, the 'the client made me do it' agent or the helpful but faintly confused teachers.
'After all,' they said, 'your children will come to this school regardless of whether you like it or not.'
'Not if we don't sign the contract on that house because the school's rubbish, they won't,' I explained. They sort of then understood, but clearly considered me slightly odd and picky.
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