I wanted to get "Made in New Zealand" tattooed on my butt.. then a friend pointed out that in a few years this tattoo might not be in the same place as it was at the moment (!) (re: sagging old lady) and it may also not be acceptable in all countries... (but then, not many would get to see it?)
Anyways, I did have a belly ring at the beginning of the 90's before everyone had one.
And then took it out after a dirty old business man with a large ego and a small... what was i talking about? oh yeah...
Maybe i'll get a belly ring again with the return of my sixpack abs

because i dont think it would look so hot, or might not even be found, amongst all those stretch-mark scars