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Swiss women

Hi everyone,
im from Slovakia an me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? In Slovakia are girls really pretty but so stupid, so I want know how is it in Switzerland?

Tank you for answers:-)
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Girls in Switzerland are all waiting for you, they were actually wondering why you waited so long!!! Flower shops are already empty at ZH Airport, all ready to kiss you all over. Get your behind in the plane NOW!!
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me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? :-)
I take it by "family" you mean you, your wife and your kids who are on the prowl?
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Re: Swiss women

I never said that I have got a family, I am single I have not any children. When I said with my family I mean my parents. So I really cant understand your ironical answers. I was only asking is something bad on this?
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Hi everyone,
im from Slovakia an me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? In Slovakia are girls really pretty but so stupid, so I want know how is it in Switzerland?

Tank you for answers:-)
Well Prince Charmless, I'm sure you'll find somebody who will fall madly in love with that attitude of yours. Good luck and let us know how your holiday goes.
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Re: Swiss women

Oh my god I knew that this is a really provoking question.
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Enough with the ironical posts guys.
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The girls in Switzerland are very intelligent but scorn men in general.
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Begga, that was sensational!
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Girls in Switzerland are very friendly, and are particularly keen on young gentlemen from Central and Eastern Europe. They will smile at you, chat to you, and take you home to their quaint little studio apartments, but BEWARE! They are only after one thing!

You see, Swiss girls are very fond of human kidneys, and will do anything to procure a fresh pair for breakfast. One minute you are enjoying a glass of wine on her bed, as she gently rubs your thigh, the next you are waking up in a bathtub full of ice cubes, an inexplicable pain in your lower back. She has your kidneys, and has discarded you as you might discard the husk of a coconut after enjoying its refreshing and nutritious milk!

I'd stick to your honest, decent, simple Slovak girls, if I were you.
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Hi everyone,
im from Slovakia an me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? In Slovakia are girls really pretty but so stupid, so I want know how is it in Switzerland?

Tank you for answers:-)
Make sure you bring plenty of condoms, you'll need them.

For all those posh wanks you'll be having from not being able to get laid.
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Re: Swiss women

Slovakian girls can't be that stupid, they've avoided getting hitched to peto. Great attitude.
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Re: Swiss women

it seems to me Peto that the guys in your country fits the girls ...well on a brain matter lol
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im from Slovakia an me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? In Slovakia are girls really pretty but so stupid, so I want know how is it in Switzerland?

Tank you for answers:-)
and this is how you introduce your sister or the woman who carried you 9 months?
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Re: Swiss women

Girls are girls are girls, just as men are men are men. Stupid, smart, left or right, europe, usa, asia. It really makes no difference after all these years.
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Re: Swiss women

very interesting question from peto indeed, to answer your question Swiss women are nice, decent, intelligent and all the positive things you can think of. Contemplating on dating them on your holiday will be impossible. They don't hang out on bars as they prefer to do interesting activities aside from drinking and partying. I hope this answer to your question.
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Re: Swiss women

I don't see much difference between slovakian women or men. By your post, I can say they all are the same!

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im from Slovakia an me and my family want go to Switzerland for a holiday, so I want ask you how are swiss girls in generally? In Slovakia are girls really pretty but so stupid, so I want know how is it in Switzerland?

Tank you for answers:-)
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Re: Swiss women

PETO

To answer your questions,

1. Things are just fine here in Switzerland, thank you.
2. Our ladies are also just fine, we think.
3. No, you cannot ride a motorcycle in our forests, unfortunately, except on roads permitted for vehicles and motorcycles. Alas, this includes hiking paths.

Peto, we do have a few problems with foreigners that like to break our speed limit regulations, as judged by a recent post here regarding St. Moritz. Our police citations and fines are quite severe, and can actually skyrocket based upon the profession & education level of the offender. That might not be a problem for you if you bring a few Euros, but let us move on.

I do wish to be helpful to you, as there are wonderful sights and experiences to behold here. There are some routes that can be enjoyed, so let me ask a few questions:

1. What dates to you plan on arriving ?
2. What model of motorcycle do you plan on driving ? Off-road, or Highway ?
3. Is your motorcycle registered and licensed in Slovakia ?
4. Where exactly do you plan on entering Switzerland ?

Please do not pay any attention to some of the other responses to your questions. Most are written by frustrated Brit men here who have great difficulties taking cold showers after 2200 hours, and other personal problems. We Swiss understand you, and your sporting intentions, and many of us would actually like to organize a warm, reception for you when you arrive !

You can even send me a private message if you like.
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