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Re: Common ways to make it big in Zürich?

Since this doesn't exist, I would start a chain of service stations for electric cars. I would offer oil changes, valve adjustments, carburetor cleaning services, quick air filter swaps, things like that...
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Old 20.02.2019, 11:30
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Don't be too hard on the OP.
High end prostitution

Requirements
- looks
- conversational German, ideally Swiss German
- know how to sneak into five star hotels without getting thrown out
- skills vary depending on specialization…
- working hours: long nights, weekends, but time off during the hours the shops are open...
- company expectation… better independent, pimps are actually illegal
- hour rates vary depending on services requested
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Since this doesn't exist, I would start a chain of service stations for electric cars. I would offer oil changes, valve adjustments, carburetor cleaning services, quick air filter swaps, things like that...
Choice of tartan paint for touch-ups, too?
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Old 20.02.2019, 11:55
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Re: Common ways to make it big in Zürich?

A less common option (but therefore a big hole in the market) is to start your own religion or cult. There is a whole guide here:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b07addcb43bd60

just think of all the rich old Swiss ladies just waiting to give their money away to the first person that promises them a place in heaven ?!
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Old 20.02.2019, 11:57
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Reminds me of one lab where I was working where we used vacuum pincers to handle samples. We had a know-it-all managemnet trainee in for a week to gain some experience and he made himself unpopular from the first minute by telling everybody how to do their job. So we set him up with a task by telling him our vacuum pincers were running out of vacuum, so could he go on the internet and find the cheapest source for vacuum.


Kept him busy for a while.
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Old 20.02.2019, 12:08
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Re: Common ways to make it big in Zürich?

It's fairly irrelevant for the OP anyway, anybody who feels the need to ask such questions is certainly "not going to make it big"......anywhere
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Re: Common ways to make it big in Zürich?

It’s not trollling. Just interesting to several opinions from people with the actual experience. Would be nice to get a map of the market and have an ongoing threat.

Nay sayers please tell what you do and what makes your life great Already in this bracket just want to know other areas I could switch too. I’m a fast learner and like to reinvent myself.
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It’s not trollling. Just interesting to several opinions from people with the actual experience. Would be nice to get a map of the market and have an ongoing threat.

Nay sayers please tell what you do and what makes your life great Already in this bracket just want to know other areas I could switch too. I’m a fast learner and like to reinvent myself.
If you are "already in the bracket" can't you apply the same method you used to get thus far to get to your new target industry?
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Old 20.02.2019, 13:17
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Drugs. Lots of them
Buying, selling, or consuming?

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Old 20.02.2019, 13:19
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I understand hookers can make that sort of cash.
But, like pro athletes, usually only for a couple years.

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Old 20.02.2019, 13:21
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An easy to spot troll some people here love to entertain......
I've always found you QUITE entertaining!

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It’s not trollling. Just interesting to several opinions from people with the actual experience. Would be nice to get a map of the market and have an ongoing threat.

Nay sayers please tell what you do and what makes your life great Already in this bracket just want to know other areas I could switch too. I’m a fast learner and like to reinvent myself.
Then take a look at your skills/experience and map how you got to where you are... and Keep going. Not many shortcuts in life. But you seem to have a unique perspective on things so... magic lamp?
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Old 20.02.2019, 13:27
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Already in this bracket just want to know other areas I could switch too. I’m a fast learner and like to reinvent myself.
*nods slowly*
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Old 20.02.2019, 13:39
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But, like pro athletes, usually only for a couple years.

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which, unlike pro athletes, they can prolong with botox and other nice things surgeons can do.
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Old 20.02.2019, 13:41
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It’s not trollling. Just interesting to several opinions from people with the actual experience. Would be nice to get a map of the market and have an ongoing threat.

Nay sayers please tell what you do and what makes your life great Already in this bracket just want to know other areas I could switch too. I’m a fast learner and like to reinvent myself.
So if we tell you that medicine is the hot thing here or nuclear physics...you can just.....switch to?
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But, like pro athletes, usually only for a couple years.

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Good man can do the business for a long time. A very distinguished intelligent gentlemen of 50 with some blue pills might be more interesting to a lot of 70 yr old rich woman than some young dude, also since if they take him to a gala it does not scream out loud that he is a prostitute. And later he can use his over 30yrs of sexual experience to make them squirt to the ceiling.
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WTF...
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I need to wash my eyes out with bleach.
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Re: Common ways to make it big in Zürich?

It is a happy sunny day, the weather for some reason put me in a Friday mood, that combined with the silliness of this topic made me add a little unneeded spicing to the post to get people's mind of work for (a hopefully short) moment.

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Old 20.02.2019, 14:31
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I wonder if I could become a high-end prostitute? Go under the stage name...: "Slammer the human bouncy-castle!"
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