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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Calling yourself "the Love Doctor" and not being able to solve this problem is a bit disappointing
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What about "Sorry, I'm not interested" ?

Before that make sure that she is indeed making a pass. Otherwise it could be even more embarrassing. Just be grateful she was wearing some!!!
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I feel sorry for the poor rabbit; they always bear the brunt of these relationships.


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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

I don`t think it will end well either way .
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Old 03.06.2010, 15:15
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

How could you see through her desk to see her knickers? And why in G's name were your eyes "down there"? I am shocked.

Here is true story: my boss regularly asks for a bj and has requested I wear a certain shirt every Friday "to get (him) in the mood for the weekend". Do you think he likes me? And how should I answer him? So far, I have come up with:

1. "F**k-off.". "Don't use that language J.". "Ok, bite me.".
2. "Let me finish what I am doing, I am actually working today.".
3. "I'm on a break, wait till I am back on the clock.".
4. A groan followed by eye-rolling, followed by "oh gawd" and finishing with a "yeah, whatever I'm going to go have coffee.".
5. "If you get a rise, I get a raise.".
6. A long discussion on me being more kosher than he is, even though I'm a goy.
7. "You manscaped?".
8. "You've forgotten we mutually disgust each other.". "Talk for yourself J." see number 1. for how this ends.
9. "That is so one way.".
10. "Do it yourself.".
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Old 03.06.2010, 15:21
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I don`t think it will end well either way .
Yeah.. the show must go on....

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Old 03.06.2010, 15:40
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How could you see through her desk to see her knickers? And why in G's name were your eyes "down there"? I am shocked.

Here is true story: my boss regularly asks for a bj and has requested I wear a certain shirt every Friday "to get (him) in the mood for the weekend". Do you think he likes me? And how should I answer him? So far, I have come up with:

1. "F**k-off.". "Don't use that language J.". "Ok, bite me.".
2. "Let me finish what I am doing, I am actually working today.".
3. "I'm on a break, wait till I am back on the clock.".
4. A groan followed by eye-rolling, followed by "oh gawd" and finishing with a "yeah, whatever I'm going to go have coffee.".
5. "If you get a rise, I get a raise.".
6. A long discussion on me being more kosher than he is, even though I'm a goy.
7. "You manscaped?".
8. "You've forgotten we mutually disgust each other.". "Talk for yourself J." see number 1. for how this ends.
9. "That is so one way.".
10. "Do it yourself.".
Become a slob - Fart, burp and don't wash for 10 days, it will be fun and your boss won't be so keen.
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Old 03.06.2010, 15:52
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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4. A groan followed by eye-rolling, followed by "oh gawd"

8. "You've forgotten we mutually disgust each other."

9. "That is so one way.".
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"If you get a rise, I get a raise."
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Old 03.06.2010, 16:01
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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I really dont want to "get my honey where I get my money"
You'd better stick to that...!!

However, you can keep her hanging on, and get advantaged by this situation!
Like get off earlier from work, get more days off from work or even being paid better for the (less) work...

It has too be handled very carefully though, as it can have reverse results from a certain point on.....


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Old 03.06.2010, 16:04
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What to do as I really dont want to "get my honey where I get my money"

What to do?
If I was single....

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Old 03.06.2010, 16:12
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

You sir, are the Love Doctor.
The title is statement in itself. You have a duty through that title to provide "love assistance" to those in need. If this woman has that need, you must do your level best to provide care for her condition to the absolute best of your ability. To do less would be dereliction of duty.
Now go forth and blow her socks off.
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Old 04.06.2010, 02:11
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Are you serious?! Wow, I think if you want to get fired, then by all means, do that...

OP, listen, next time she calls you into her office, have one of your friends call you on the phone (girl, preferably) and go on about how you will be home soon (sweetie) and how much you love her, etc... yada yada yada. And then ask the boss if you can be excused b/c your fiance (or wife) needs you home right away. Fake an emergency if you want. It has gotten many women out of terrible dates with men they are uninterested in many times...
The OP doesn't fancy her, otherwise we wouldn't know about it, and he wants to keep his job. So if he turns her down unpolitely he gets shit from her for ever. If he turns her down politely she might still give him bad marks and spoil his career and future pay increases. If he turns her down politely and secretely informs personnel (HR) he has some guarentee that she can't spoil his future. Don't underestimate the power of sexual motivation!
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How could you see through her desk to see her knickers? And why in G's name were your eyes "down there"? I am shocked.

Here is true story: my boss regularly asks for a bj and has requested I wear a certain shirt every Friday "to get (him) in the mood for the weekend". Do you think he likes me? And how should I answer him? So far, I have come up with:

1. "F**k-off.". "Don't use that language J.". "Ok, bite me.".
2. "Let me finish what I am doing, I am actually working today.".
3. "I'm on a break, wait till I am back on the clock.".
4. A groan followed by eye-rolling, followed by "oh gawd" and finishing with a "yeah, whatever I'm going to go have coffee.".
5. "If you get a rise, I get a raise.".
6. A long discussion on me being more kosher than he is, even though I'm a goy.
7. "You manscaped?".
8. "You've forgotten we mutually disgust each other.". "Talk for yourself J." see number 1. for how this ends.
9. "That is so one way.".
10. "Do it yourself.".
Just tell your boss that your BF is russian, and that in russia they have a seriously large number of varieties of ice-cream... that will send the boss scurrying for cover, without doubt
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Old 04.06.2010, 17:10
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Resistance is futile. Swiss girls know what they want.And get it.
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Ask her if she knows a doctor whose speciality is viral infections.
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Or tell her you love spring because you're the seedy type.
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

You guys are all too much... Hilarious

And good luck with the situation, I hope you don't get fired.
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You guys are all too much... Hilarious

And good luck with the situation, I hope you don't get fired.
Is there any particular reason why you're going around reviving 4+ month old threads?
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Yeah..... but he never did come back to say what happened
Why all of these half finished soap operas where you never get to hear the end of the story ?

Anyway it was worth reviving just for JLP's post !
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Probably the same end of the story "Another one bites the dust"
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