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Old 03.06.2010, 13:17
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How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Hello everyone...

Since everyone has been confessing of their "encounters" with people from work... I thought I'd jump on the band waggon and entertain everyone with my dilemma...

My boss who is around 45 years old has been asking me to come to her office quite a lot, and even though I like the discussions that tend to go off on a tangant sometimes, and last time she flashed her nickers at me!
I'm not sure whether she did it on purpose or not but I have a strong feeling that she wants some!!

What to do as I really dont want to "get my honey where I get my money"

What to do?
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:26
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Is this one even unfunnier step further on the whole parody theme, which should have died a thread ago?
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:27
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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Change jobs. Shag.
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:27
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

I agree with Rich.

It was overkill by the second thread.
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Get some excuses about a call from your girl friend when you both are in a conversation and pack your bags out of office rushingly at 5pm saying you have a dinner date with your girl friend...

PS: if you are single,then pretend
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:42
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I agree with Rich.

It was overkill by the second thread.
The increase of hopeless romantic threads is direct result of lack of regular EF drinking events....
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:43
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The increase of desperado threads is direct result of lack of regular EF drinking events....
Fixed that for ya.
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I agree with Rich.

It was overkill by the second thread.

This is serious
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Is she hot? Why don't you want to give her a go? Hop on..........
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:56
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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This is serious
Why did you call yourself The_Love_Doctor?
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Old 03.06.2010, 13:59
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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This is serious
If you'd said it was your "friend", I'd have taken the thread seriously... As it is I think it is a wind-up.
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:02
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

You did not mention whether she turns you off or not!

But looks like you lack in multi-tasking skills. Yes, keep business and pleasure apart, but nobody said ignore either of them. My advice to you, work 'hard' in the office and play harder still (with her) after hours.

P.S. Or you can pm me her contact so that I can help take her off your hands
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:07
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Why did you call yourself The_Love_Doctor?
Yeah, but as they say, don't put your penis in your pay packet.

I really think you need to send her an e-mail explaining that although you are flattered that such a fine lady is paying you attention, you really must keep your work and your private life separate. You are very sorry but while you are working for this company you must keep yourself to your self.

After sending the E-Mail you should send a copy to the personnel department, explaining that you want to stay in the company, but don't want to romanticise your boss.
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:21
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Reminds me of Calif0rnicati0n:

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Old 03.06.2010, 14:22
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

Any jobs available at your place of work? hehehe

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Old 03.06.2010, 14:25
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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I really think you need to send her an e-mail explaining that although you are flattered that such a fine lady is paying you attention, you really must keep your work and your private life separate. You are very sorry but while you are working for this company you must keep yourself to your self.

After sending the E-Mail you should send a copy to the personnel department, explaining that you want to stay in the company, but don't want to romanticise your boss.
Are you serious?! Wow, I think if you want to get fired, then by all means, do that...

OP, listen, next time she calls you into her office, have one of your friends call you on the phone (girl, preferably) and go on about how you will be home soon (sweetie) and how much you love her, etc... yada yada yada. And then ask the boss if you can be excused b/c your fiance (or wife) needs you home right away. Fake an emergency if you want. It has gotten many women out of terrible dates with men they are uninterested in many times...
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:30
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

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Is she hot? Why don't you want to give her a go? Hop on..........
if she was hot he'd be interested and wouldn't be posting here around during lunch break
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:30
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

What colour were her nickers? Ya know....it could be...a sign...
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Old 03.06.2010, 14:35
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What about "Sorry, I'm not interested" ?
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Re: How do I tell my Swiss Boss I'm not interested?

In this instance play the gay card
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