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Re: is it hard to pick up girls in swiss clubs

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just lol at trying to pick up swiss woman if you aren't a 6'1 male model, possibly with darker traits. These girls annihilate basically everything that isn't attractive according to sky high swiss standard and doesn't vibrate at least some of the poshy vibe. And even if you by a miracle make it in the looks department, your ship will sunk anyways as she won't get the right answer after questioning you "Where are you from?". Furthermore, you have to be attractive enough just to be a swiss male's friend, even more attractive to became a swiss woman's friend and a male model to smash a mediocre swiss pussy. I always laugh when I see these girls in the stores, doing massive turn arounds and cringing when they face indian guys. Btw, these are the main key-word that the first swiss woman I've met, told me:
- "Auslander"
- "Indians are creepy"
- "many tourists tell that we swiss, are very rude"

Just LOL. In this country basically everything that has to deal with culture and ethics, is upside down.
Are you indian?
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Old 08.09.2016, 14:08
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Are you indian?
No he's Eastern European or Russian or whatever. At least that's what he's claimed before. Read any posts under his previous nick



Since the thread was revived to get an answer to the question whether it's hard to pick up girls in Swiss clubs: yes it is if you're such a frustrated, ignorant ahole.
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GM - I know Lugano ain't Italy but I think I can only go there with a chaperone, or pretend that I am a fake blonde, or something.
Ha ha, no, it didn't look that wild to me. The atmosphere is way more relaxed there in the summer evenings, you can't even compare Zh with Lugano. Probably the friendliest place in CH.
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Old 08.09.2016, 15:07
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Since the thread was revived to get an answer to the question whether it's hard to pick up girls in Swiss clubs: yes it is if you're such a frustrated, ignorant ahole.
It's even pretty hard to pick them up online if the nasty, arbitrary, and unreasonable mods keep banning the stupid idiot:

http://www.englishforum.ch/members/1...essmyname.html

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Re: is it hard to pick up girls in swiss clubs

I've always found it quite hard to pick them up, the skinny ones under 50kg i can still manage but in any case there's no real need any longer as most of them can walk
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Old 08.09.2016, 15:18
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that's why it is called a "Pick up truck"
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Old 08.09.2016, 17:44
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Re: is it hard to pick up girls in swiss clubs

To turn the tables around.. We speak of meeting men... But if, let's say, an expat female wants to pick up a Swiss guy, how does that go? I would suspect that the tap on the shoulder approach would get one in trouble.
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Old 08.09.2016, 17:45
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To turn the tables around.. We speak of meeting men... But if, let's say, an expat female wants to pick up a Swiss guy, how does that go? I would suspect that the tap on the shoulder approach would get one in trouble.
Men are men around the world..and we're generally as faithful as our options, thus you don't need to get all too creative.
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Old 08.09.2016, 17:53
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To turn the tables around.. We speak of meeting men... But if, let's say, an expat female wants to pick up a Swiss guy, how does that go? I would suspect that the tap on the shoulder approach would get one in trouble.
For a bad girl in training I'm surprised you don't know the international sign of distress: Come naked, bring beer.

I'm not sure about the tap on the shoulder, try it: not all of them will survive the heart attack, but that is a good thing from your perspective.
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Men are men around the world..and we're generally as faithful as our options, thus you don't need to get all too creative.
In this case I am married to an unknown species, an openly monogamous man
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In this case I am married to an unknown species, an openly monogamous man
...I'm suuure.
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Old 08.09.2016, 18:07
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For a bad girl in training I'm surprised you don't know the international sign of distress: Come naked, bring beer.

I'm not sure about the tap on the shoulder, try it: not all of them will survive the heart attack, but that is a good thing from your perspective.
Better yet I'll wear a dirndl and bring Brez'ls
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Old 08.09.2016, 18:10
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Better yet I'll wear a dirndl and bring Brez'ls
Cleavage helps.

Whats the point of targetting Swiss women and men when foreigners hardly know which nationality any person on the street is?
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Old 08.09.2016, 18:13
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...I'm suuure.
You are either single or dead certain that the missis is not reading this
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Cleavage helps.

Whats the point of targetting Swiss women and men when foreigners hardly know which nationality any person on the street is?
Oh wait, let me guess... some are in need of an Aufenhaltsbewilligung?
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Oh wait, let me guess... some are in need of an Aufenhaltsbewilligung?
Perhaps just a bit of Unterstützung.
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Old 08.09.2016, 18:19
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Better yet I'll wear a dirndl and bring Brez'ls
Butter on mine please.
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You are either single or dead certain that the missis is not reading this
I'm a realist.
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Butter on mine please.
...yes Aleydis, please butter my bretzel as well.
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Old 08.09.2016, 18:39
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I'm a realist.

...yes Aleydis, please butter my bretzel as well.
I would like to request that Aleydis visit me first. I wouldn't want her to arrive exhausted, collapse in my living room, and risk getting my bretzel in a twist.
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