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Old 03.10.2011, 12:59
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A man's gotta go when a man's gotta go...

Especially now that Qatar has banned the sale and prescription of diarrhea remedies in their medical center at Doha Airport and Hatters has an acute uncontrollable case of the squits. Next leg of the flight is only 6 hours in cattle class... I can do this, must concentrate. Stay focused.

...and you guys are upset about T&C ???

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Old 03.10.2011, 13:04
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Bananas might help to block things up a bit.

Other than that, if you get hungry, try to stick to plain boiled rice.

Good luck!
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Old 03.10.2011, 13:08
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Old 03.10.2011, 13:56
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What the heck is the point of banning the prescription of diahrrea remedies???

And an anti-spasmodic, is it banned as well? It might help.
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Old 03.10.2011, 13:59
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Especially now that Qatar has banned the sale and prescription of diarrhea remedies in their medical center at Doha Airport and Hatters has an acute uncontrollable case of the squits. Next leg of the flight is only 6 hours in cattle class... I can do this, must concentrate. Stay focused.

...and you guys are upset about T&C ???

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Maybe you can still get a homeopathic remedy there?

Or just have a glass of tap water (or is doing that what caused it in the first place?)
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Old 03.10.2011, 14:03
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If the new T&Cs include a ban on TMI then I'm all for them.

Dude, Ive just had my lunch.
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Old 03.10.2011, 14:28
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Hahahaaa ..... I would recommend swallowing a gluey mixture of Cornflour mixed in water..

But ... consider this - you probably have an intestinal infection and "mother nature" is attempting to rid your body of it!
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Old 03.10.2011, 14:36
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Re: A man's gotta go when a man's gotta go...

Look on the positive side. Six hours spent in an airplane loo is about as close as most of us mere mortals will get to Singapore's private First Suites.

Good luck - it's gonna be a long flight!
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Hahahaaa ..... I would recommend swallowing a gluey mixture of Cornflour mixed in water..

But ... consider this - you probably have an intestinal infection and "mother nature" is attempting to rid your body of it!
Often the infection has gone but leaves the intestines in an irritated state which stops them working efficiently and causes things to happen much quicker and more liquid than they should be.

The best remedy is to eat very bland foods (zweiback, white rice, chicken, white fish) when you start to feel better. These are very easy to digest and won't cause further irritation in the bowel.

Build up slowly with veggies and fruit to restore the natural flora balance.

Stay away from milk products in all forms.
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One small point: when using the lavatory on an aeroplane, be sure to rise before you flush.

If you fail to remember to do this, a small bout of diarrhea is going to be the least of your worries...
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If you fail to remember to do this, a small bout of diarrhea is going to be the least of your worries...
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I wonder if they would turn around mid flight because of passenger acting suspicious, being in the bathroom for the duration of the flight...
Oh, the irony of a plane full of Arabs reporting the white guy for being suspicious. What a great news story that would make!
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I would get my own back during the cavity search
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OMG - the traditonal way to say Good Luck in French is ... merde.
Send news soon and tell us how you got on. Don't to a rear-side Depardieu though - or it will ruin your career too
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Hope you are not allergic to anything, last thing you want now is to be sneezing ....
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A healthy colon is a happy colon!
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Arggh no, not Imperialism again..
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Old 03.10.2011, 16:02
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Sounds like a job for a stout pair of bicycle clips.


Or a taxi... NSFWS (i.e. Not Suitable For Weak Stomachs )

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