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Old 17.02.2017, 08:48
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Concerns about vaccination

Our daughter has already had her first couple of rounds of vaccinations and I am beginning to get a little worried. Having read this article it turns out there is a directly link between vaccination and masturbation.

Based on her genetic make up and the fact she is showing no symptoms, should I take her back to the doctor for a stronger vaccination?

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Old 17.02.2017, 10:28
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Re: Concerns about vaccination

Oh thank you Ken for explaining why I see so many sick w*****s about these days.

This Friday, I wonder how Toggenburg will survive the new whooping cough epidemic that threatens them from their northern cousins: will they rise up above the coming infection, a shining example as healthy citizens, or will they rush to their hospitals and contract MSRA, for which there is no vaccination?

Only time will tell. Do you have Zita Schwyter's mobile number please, so I can get some straight advice?
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Old 17.02.2017, 10:46
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Re: Concerns about vaccination

"Die Eltern eines Kindes, das ständig stark hustete – teilweise bis zum Erbrechen –, hätten sie um Rat gebeten. Auf homöopathische Weise habe sie es erst versucht, aber nichts habe geholfen."

"The parents of a child, who coughed constantly - partly to vomiting - had asked for advice. She (the practioner?) treated her with homoeopathy, but nothing helped."

I thought that was the whole idea of homeopathy. Nothing helping.
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Old 17.02.2017, 11:17
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I thought that was the whole idea of homeopathy. Nothing helping.
No, no, no. It's the memory of nothing that helps, not the nothing itself. Don't you know anything?
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Based on her genetic make up and the fact she is showing no symptoms, should I take her back to the doctor for a stronger vaccination?
i think you need to move to Wankdorf.
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