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krlock3 30.07.2019 14:50

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086904)
Interestingly I found Swiss women in their 40's best for kinky sex, although I recently married an English women in her late 50's & she can do kinky sex too.

yes that is really interesting, facepalmfilms :tongue:

MusicChick 30.07.2019 14:53

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Originally Posted by roegner (Post 3086906)
Really? Quite a generalization

I think that was supposed to be a clumsy compliment to our divine skillsets and natural assets :D

The naivety in this thread is frustrating while the willingness to help reassuring. Tbh, OP portrays himself as the victim without one word on his participation on the situation at home. I find it suspiciously strategic and crafty. I hope their kids are ok.

MusicChick 30.07.2019 14:55

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086904)
Interestingly I found Swiss women in their 40's best for kinky sex, although I recently married an English women in her late 50's & she can do kinky sex too.

The only thing I find weird is your plural marriage :D

fatmanfilms 30.07.2019 14:59

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Originally Posted by MusicChick (Post 3086909)
The only thing I find weird is your plural marriage :D

Anyone seeing the no of cushions on our bed, would think I had at least 2 wives :D

st2lemans 30.07.2019 14:59

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Originally Posted by rulondpluond (Post 3086878)
urinate standing up

How else do men do it? :confused:

Tom

st2lemans 30.07.2019 15:01

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086910)
Anyone seeing the no of cushions on our bed, would think I had at least 2 wives :D

But they are probably all hers! :p

Our bed is 180cm wide, 30 of which are mine. :eek:

Tom

krlock3 30.07.2019 15:14

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086910)
Anyone seeing the no of cushions on our bed, would think I had at least 2 wives :D

When in fact, they are just to prop you up with your bad back.

MusicChick 30.07.2019 15:18

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Originally Posted by st2lemans (Post 3086911)
How else do men do it? :confused:

Tom

Grampa.

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Originally Posted by krlock3 (Post 3086913)
When in fact, they are just to prop you up with your bad back.

The wifes or the cussions?.

Guest 30.07.2019 15:28

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Originally Posted by st2lemans (Post 3086911)
How else do men do it? :confused:

Tom

Depends if you are being paid for your time...no point rushing a toilet break if you don't have to!

bigblue2 30.07.2019 15:46

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086904)
Interestingly I found Swiss women in their 40's best for kinky sex, although I recently married an English women in her late 50's & she can do kinky sex too.

doing it with the lights on? you lucky git

fatmanfilms 30.07.2019 15:48

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Originally Posted by bigblue2 (Post 3086920)
doing it with the lights on? you lucky git

My wife is good looking so no reason to turn the lights off or close my eyes :msngrin:

Guest 30.07.2019 16:01

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086904)
Interestingly I found Swiss women in their 40's best for kinky sex, although I recently married an English women in her late 50's & she can do kinky sex too.




With or without you ? :D:D

nickatbasel 30.07.2019 23:42

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But you have a collection of paper Migros bags.

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Originally Posted by fatmanfilms (Post 3086921)
My wife is good looking so no reason to turn the lights off or close my eyes :msngrin:


Rjellsch 31.07.2019 09:11

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Originally Posted by MusicChick (Post 3086908)
I think that was supposed to be a clumsy compliment to our divine skillsets and natural assets :D

Sandwich-making counts as “divine” now? Good to know. :p

MusicChick 31.07.2019 10:14

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Originally Posted by Rjellsch (Post 3087064)
Sandwich-making counts as “divine” now? Good to know. :p

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Cz8sYH-EEJ9R0x

k_and_e 31.07.2019 15:03

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Originally Posted by olygirl (Post 3087198)
This thread and the racist hotel thread are mutating into one thread.

the wife had an affair with an Indian man. they planned a romantical weekend in Gstaad. the first night was great. they had breakfast. she had a gipfeli with a coffee. he had, well, he had the rest of the breakfast buffet on the table. Other guests were not pleased. she was embarrassed. the hotel manager was furious. this was the last drop. he couldn't stand the Indian guests anymore. In his rage, he decided to write a note addressed to all Indian guests...

bigblue2 31.07.2019 15:04

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Originally Posted by k_and_e (Post 3087227)
the wife had an affair with an Indian man. they planned a romantical weekend in Gstaad. the first night was great. they had breakfast. she had a gipfeli with a coffee. he had, well, he had the rest of the breakfast buffet on the table. Other guests were not pleased. she was embarrassed. the hotel manager was furious. this was the last drop. he couldn't stand the Indian guests anymore. In his rage, he decided to write a note addressed to all Indian guests...

you missed the huge row they had in the corridor

k_and_e 31.07.2019 15:14

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Originally Posted by bigblue2 (Post 3087231)
you missed the huge row they had in the corridor

Do you mean the row that started when the man read the note after a wild night of partying, got furious and started to throw all sausages and gipfelis that he had hidden in his shirt after breakfast?

Guest 31.07.2019 16:07

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You're all a lot of closet racists

yacek 31.07.2019 16:46

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Originally Posted by MusicChick (Post 3086915)
The wifes or the cussions?.

A Freudian slip? You know what "cuisse" means figuratively in French ;-)


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