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Old 15.10.2010, 11:40
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What would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

... for some months due to a project to work on the other side of the world?

What video gaming console is currently the best?
Where do people actually go out in Zurich?
What do all those singles do in their free time?
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:42
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... for some months due to a project to work on the other side of the world?

What video gaming console is currently the best?
Where do people actually go out in Zurich?
What do all those singles do in their free time?
Get a PS3 and I will swap you some cool games! Also, get a projector or a 60+ inch TV. Or both.

Not being single, I can't help you with the other points.
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:44
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

you could prepare a *secret and hidden surprise party* for her return

learn to dance

learn the kama-sutra (if you don't already know it)

learn how to massage (every kind of massage)

learn to cook

learn to clean

you have so many possibilities.....

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Old 15.10.2010, 11:45
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

Have you met Anna? She hangs around (behind) the bar in the foodhall at the Viadukt.
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:46
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learn the kama-sutra (if you don't already know it)
I have the strong feeling that this would require a training partner and the wife would be less than impressed...
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:49
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

I wouldn't let her go.... Being separate from her would be to difficult to live...

Spend your free time to get in shape and when she'll come back she will not want to leave again!
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:50
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

Close the door behind her?




Sorry couldnt resist
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:51
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

get a puppy or two, that will keep you busy, I promise.
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:52
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This maybe...
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:54
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I have the strong feeling that this would require a training partner and the wife would be less than impressed...
being married = epic fail... I Also have some PS3 games. Modern warfare 2 or Blck ops can take all ur time in Multiplayer
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:56
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being married = epic fail...
I would strongly disagree - especially after reading the speed dating thread Tilia linked
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:56
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

celebrate, party, get drunk, walk around the house naked, scratch your balls with impunity, go clubbing, meet new people, get those projects that you didn't have time to do done, spend the extra money on gadgets, invite mates round for poker/beers, enjoy the peace and quiet.

(and learn to spell in topic titles)
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:57
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celebrate, party, get drunk, walk around the house naked, scratch your balls with impunity, go clubbing, meet new people, get those projects that you didn't have time to do done, spend the extra money on gadgets, invite mates round for poker/beers, enjoy the peace and quiet.
Are you married?
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invite us round for poker/beers, enjoy the peace and quiet.

fixed that for ya

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I would strongly disagree - especially after reading the speed dating thread Tilia linked
For me it is either
a) single and lonely
b) married and miserable
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Are you married?
are you proposing?
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... for some months due to a project to work on the other side of the world?

What do all those singles do in their free time?
Send a lot of time on an exercise bike?

Oh . . .
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Old 15.10.2010, 12:02
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Re: Waht would you do if your wife plans to leave you...

Hookers and blow
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Old 15.10.2010, 12:02
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... for some months due to a project to work on the other side of the world?

What video gaming console is currently the best?
Where do people actually go out in Zurich?
What do all those singles do in their free time?
I think, Trev, you've got your eye off the ball.

You need to get her a leaving present... something like this, maybe?

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Old 15.10.2010, 12:05
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Are you married?
He can't be. Otherwise he would know that there is a significant difference between dating and marriage when it comes to scratching ones balls with impunity...
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He can't be. Otherwise he would know that there is a significant difference between dating and marriage when it comes to scratching ones balls with impunity...
do enlighten me.
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