Cuddlewumpkins it is DB .... forever engraved
how sweet,
you will now live to rue this day

I agree with lol cat.

She doesn't really call me that, you know.

She usually calls me Donkey.

I have no idea why...

I'm guessing Heart diseases is looking pretty good right about now...

Your body is a Temple, be it that mine and is that one from buddha, you never hear him complaining.

He is just another jolly potbellied fella with no worries what so ever, look at that smile



Look at that belly button, he can save up some fluff if only he had a sweater..

had a trillion calorie chocolate pudding for dessert at lunchtime.

and had 2 mcdonalds cheeseburgers for dinner. still felt hungry so also got a kebab box (chips, kebab meat and lots of sauce)

had to release the belt another notch

I would hope so.

I have seen jars of belly button lint for sale as gifts, so weird. Gives me heebeegeebees, just like sitting on a warm toilet seat after someone...eeeek.

Besides, I bet that guys cheats, most of his collection are probably his regular dust bunnies.

I should really let go of these chocolate covered Migros almonds...they are incredible.

Iejw..who on earth would give a jar of someone elses bellybutton fluf as a gift? Is it a new thing to give when someone is sick?

You use to go in with a basket of fruit , now you go in with a jar of belly button fluf and say " here, i picked them myself " ?

You wonder what :
a : who ever invented this and sealed it in a jar for a gift
b : who ever is the buyer of the shop you found it in

were thinking when they saw it..

Great idea for the guys in Ireland with the Blarney woolen sweaters, now followed up with the Blarney woolen belly button fluf - patent pending -

Buddha was a skinny brown guy. What does this fat chinese guy have to do with it? On the hand, you can could make a huge blanket with this guy's lint.

I dated a chick once who liked tummy lint. And would you believe for some reason, during the time I dated her my lint factory stopped. And soon as we broke up, it resumed. Weird on all counts.

I pile it up in the corner to make pillows.

Because the chinese fella made a better point
On the fluff part, since his belly if free of any clothing, how can he collect fluff ?

But not to go of topic here, i don't see anything wrong with a sligthly larger guy as myself.

Surely we can't all follow in what ever the media is telling us todo, be super skinny?

As long as i see my *** without using a mirror, i am happy.
The day i have to pay someone to tell me its still hanging there, thats the day we went one meal to far

Yes i have put on some weight in the passed years but who didn't ? To use Mr Cartman's words : i'm not fat, im just big boned and im not fat, i'm festively plump.

I don't get this talk about belly button lint. Is that supposed to be a joke or you mean it literally

It is like the bleeding nipples for marathon runners, something that us flat chested, less endowed will never experience. I used to think it was a joke until I saw people actually applying plaster there

As for the orgasm inducing function of the belly, well, you know if people seriously cultivate bellies like that, that may be the only viable way left to induce orgasm

big belly is next only to smoking in causing problems in this department

Hair and dead cells?

I can assure you all that women are more embarassed by their pot bellies.

*looks down*

And all this fondue hasn't been helping. Actually, I've decided to cook a roast dinner tonight in an effort to educate my French partner. He's got a little pot belly which he's ashamed of... but it doesn't stop him drinking beer

Read : http://www.englishforum.ch/jokes-fun...2-wtf-day.html

and the message from musicchick :
"have seen jars of belly button lint for sale as gifts, so weird. Gives me heebeegeebees,"

This actualy adds to the topic as pot bellied men have big belly button's so we can collect belly button fluff easier then a skinny one.
again, all depending if you have a " innie " or an " outie "

Problems? how so? i will have you know my orgasms are fine thank you very much

What planet are you from? Seriously.

Maybe he is an Outie?

certainly not from the same planet where females sit on bellies to have orgasm Don't tell me you meant that seriously too, I thought it was either a joke or your fantasy but I am having doubts now

Ok, most thin people are outies, you become innie only when you have some fat around it... but are you saying innies get the lint or the outies

Edit: sorry ouchboy has already clarified it, I get it now.

You called

I am all plastered up for this evening! You make the mistake of bleeding only the once