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Old 12.03.2012, 08:46
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Re: Cute things kids say

Funny, this thread appears to have snuck back into Family matters/Health. I'm sure it was in Off-Topic at some stage .

Obviously still more important than Alzheimer's breakthroughs....
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Old 12.03.2012, 09:34
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Funny, this thread appears to have snuck back into Family matters/Health. I'm sure it was in Off-Topic at some stage .

Obviously still more important than Alzheimer's breakthroughs....
Haha. Your kid is such a wag.
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Old 25.03.2012, 20:51
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Re: Cute things kids say

9-year old running on ahead of me

"Come on old man"
"What did you just say?"
"Come on old man - you ARE an old man, you're nearly 50"

FFS! Give me a chance son!

And having purchased these (thank goodness Dosenbach were having a sale):

http://images.prodirectsport.com/v3_...Main/37619.jpg

I get a nicer comment

"Oh good, I'm the real Messi now"


I wish son...I wish...
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we played monopoly with my 4 year old son. On TV they showed models in lingerie. He said:" Dad I like these ladies with tits. These looks delicious"
One occasion we past the brothel, around Geneva and my son saw the girls wearing sexy clothes(almost show 95% of her tits... He says that's cool!
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Re: Cute things kids say

When my dad died, My little girl said " Grandads gone to Kevin "
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Old 26.03.2012, 10:42
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Re: Cute things kids say

<Picks up book>
Can we read this book? It's called "The Horsey and the Little Baby"
<Hands over "The Nativity">
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Old 30.03.2012, 22:31
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Re: Cute things kids say

Lecturing the near-6 year old:

"Listen, you've got to help us more round the house like picking up your clothes and not throwing them on the floor. What are you going to do when Mummy and Daddy get old and can't walk?"

"Nothing"

"Well, what are you you going to eat?"

"Sweeties"

I give up....time for bed...
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Old 31.03.2012, 07:42
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Son: Romane is in love with me, and she wants to marry me when we are older
Me: and what did you say to her?
Son: I agreed.

men!
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Re: Cute things kids say

Religious Education is going well in German:

"Heesus died didn't he?"
"Sorry?"
"Heesus died"
"Ah! You mean JESUS!"
"Yes!! Finally I know the English word for Heesus"
...
"He died didn't he?"
"Yes!"
"Who killed him?"

And the smaller one is showing interest in Astronomy:

"I'm scared a meteorite is going to hit this house"
"Errm, I think we'll be allright son"
"Why do we have to move to a new planet when the sun stops?"
"I wouldn't worry about that one, we won't be around..."
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Old 25.04.2012, 18:48
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Ayit,kids,let's run thru some colors today..

What color are her eyes?"

"Brownies"
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"Ayit,kids,let's run thru some colors today..

What color are her eyes?"

"Brownies"
When my son was about 3 years old, I asked him what colour my eyes were.

"White," he replied.

Ahhh ... can't argue with that! "And the bit in the middle?!"
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Re: Cute things kids say

Football Tournoi with the 9-year old in nets for 1 game

"Talk to your defenders son!"
"Stop English talking"

"You have to tell your defenders where to go"
"You don't know what you're talking about"

It's all over:

"So son, what did the Trainer tell you at the end?"

"I don't know, I wasn't listening"


Lionel Messi, he is not...
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Football Tournoi with the 9-year old in nets for 1 game

"Talk to your defenders son!"
"Stop English talking"

"You have to tell your defenders where to go"
"You don't know what you're talking about"

It's all over:

"So son, what did the Trainer tell you at the end?"

"I don't know, I wasn't listening"


Lionel Messi, he is not...
At least your son plays football. Mine refuses to learn because his ball will get all dirty...
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Old 29.04.2012, 19:06
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Mami, can I help you cook dinner?"

"Sure..you can cut some ham"

"Can I also eat it all now?"


They get clever so fast
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Old 29.04.2012, 21:16
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Re: Cute things kids say

Ok Kids didnt say it hubby did. We adopted 2 cats from an EF member Today i was in the Lounge He came in and asked me where are our kiddies ( we have 2 Kids) i Said outside playing on the Trampolin with there Friends. He replied i meant the cats Lol
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The pain of the 2nd born

"Why did you and mummy make me last? Why did you make Dani first?"

I struggled to reply to that, finally I uttered
"Someone had to come 2nd, if it wasn't you, it would be your brother"

That seemed to work.
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My then two year-old daughter was very excited to have a baby brother. After two weeks of being home with him her enthusiasm had died down and she said: "He's only crying all the time. Let's return him to the hospital."
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Just got back from having my eyebrows done ( 1st time) walked our house my son looked at me pulled his face and said what have you done mummy you look like a monster
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Just got back from having my eyebrows done ( 1st time) walked our house my son looked at me pulled his face and said what have you done mummy you look like a monster
Don't you just love it when they are so honest with you....

The other morning I was getting ready for work and my son for school and I said "Wow, it's hot in here this morning, I'm sweating" And he said" Oh, that's the change of life..."
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Old 02.05.2012, 16:43
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Don't you just love it when they are so honest with you....

The other morning I was getting ready for work and my son for school and I said "Wow, it's hot in here this morning, I'm sweating" And he said" Oh, that's the change of life..."
yes a child always say the truth but i hope i don`t look like a monster everyone else loves them
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