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Old 24.02.2015, 22:08
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Re: Cute things kids say

Two 3 year olds at playgroup today. Baby furry rabbits stuck up jumpers, laid down on floor and noisily gave birth. little girl breast fed and little boy produced a sippy cup from under jumper. Both laid there peacefully for quite a while.
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Old 24.02.2015, 22:46
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Re: Cute things kids say

Me to my almost 4 years old son:

-you are so naughty!

Him - I know!

At least......
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Old 26.02.2015, 14:04
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Re: Cute things kids say

Daughter enquires about Daddy's yoghurt flavor. He tells her it's "exotic fruit".

"Ahhhhh, erotic fruit, yummy!"

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Old 26.02.2015, 17:26
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Re: Cute things kids say

Our five year old -performing doughnuts with a radio controlled toy car.

"You're doing doughnuts!" I exclaim.

"Why doughnuts?"

"Because they're round", I reply.

"Tomatoes are round..."
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Old 27.02.2015, 21:01
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Re: Cute things kids say

Mama, do you know? Once, I ran away from my shadow, I ran so fast!
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Old 27.02.2015, 22:54
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Re: Cute things kids say

My husband to our 6 years old:

-why are you so smart?

Her:

-I was born this way

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Old 02.03.2015, 09:48
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Re: Cute things kids say

@Melusine, your kids are soooo funny! Must be fun all day at your place

My 3-year-old is being potty-trained at the moment, and we have some wonderful chats in the toilet ;p)

Him: When I grow up, I want to fix things like Opa and cook like Oma. Hmm, I want to cook chipmunks
Me: Do you mean chicken?
Him: Oh yes, but chipmunks too. They are yummy!!
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Old 04.03.2015, 22:23
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My brother just defended his dissertation last week, it's been a tough ride, he's got a full time job aside, a wife doing her PhD in Skandinavia..I told my little one we will congratulate him on getting his doctorate.

"Is he going to heal people?"

"No."

"Is he going to wear glasses on the tip of his nose?"

"No, honey."

"Wear a white coat?"

"Probably not.."

We got to family get together last Friday and my little one walks to my brother, shakes his hand genuinely and says "Congrats on being a pretend doctor, we are very proud of you"
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Old 09.03.2015, 12:48
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Mom, look at the tv commercial..The lady looks like you, but you should use her anti aging cream".

Fab.
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Re: Cute things kids say

Battling it out on the changing table with my 2.5 year old to get diapered up, dressed and head out...

Our conversation:

Me: Please can you stop fighting me, lets get dressed and go outside.
Him: Mama, NO I don't want to! (kick)
Me: (deep breath)
Him: (kick, kick, kick)
Me: Ok...left leg in..right leg in....
Him: (kick, kick, whine) NOOOOOO!
Me: (deeeeeeep breathing) Ah so...komm jetz! Es ghot aber gar nuid! Mis geduld ish fast weg!
Him: (wide eyed / no more kicking) Mama, please don't talk Switzerland
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Old 20.03.2015, 10:38
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Sun is gone, let's go sleep.."
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Re: Cute things kids say

I gave my boys the task of peeling eggs. After 5 minutes, Kid 1 proclaims himself as an "Egg Professor". "How come?" I ask. The answer, "because we are experts at peeling eggs"!!!
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Re: Cute things kids say

Ordered some long plastic flowers for my vases outside my son opened the box brought them to me and said

Will you marry me
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the sun is sleeping, lets go to bed
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Re: Cute things kids say

2,5 year boy to me

- I will marry you one day!
(promise or threat??)
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Re: Cute things kids say

Not a cute and nothing she said but still will share.

Daughter takes one of my OBs. In the stress of morning I didn't realize. She opens it and gets it dirty and nasty on the walk to school. Runs to the teacher upon our arrival and I see that she handed her something and teacher is trying to put it quietly in the bin. She screams: NO THAT'S IS MY MOMMY'S. I TOOK IT FROM HER BAG. and runs to me and hands me a dirty open disgusting OB in front of at least 10 other parents!
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Daughter takes one of my OBs. In the stress of morning I didn't realize. She opens it and gets it dirty and nasty on the walk to school. Runs to the teacher upon our arrival and I see that she handed her something and teacher is trying to put it quietly in the bin. She screams: NO THAT'S IS MY MOMMY'S. I TOOK IT FROM HER BAG. and runs to me and hands me a dirty open disgusting OB in front of at least 10 other parents!
Had to google that (although I had a fairly good idea, from the context).

It's a tampon.

It's bizarre how my mind works. That just reminded me of this:

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"Who did the washing up before you met mummy ?"
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Old 04.04.2015, 15:06
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"Mom, look at the tv commercial..The lady looks like you, but you should use her anti aging cream".

Fab.
LOL aren't they terribly honest!
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Love the tampon post! I'm still giggling...
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