"Jesus rhymes with Beezus." - upon talking what kids who attend religion classes talk about.

Love the logic of your daughter, Ms WorWoo! She's ready for her first TedTalk, methinks

My sister is soon going to marry and told my her / my 4 years old niece about it.

Sister: So As I'm going to marry soon, it is common to take the husbands name.

Nice: So are you also called Peter then?

Another teenager one.

Son's German teacher was off for a couple of days last week as she was getting married.
Son came home from school yesterday and said ' I saw Frau X today and she didn't look any different'.

Not sure what he thought getting married was going to do to her.

My friend's little one calls me "aunt"...she got so used with me she thinks I'm part of the family.
And I'm in the process of learning a new language...with the best teacher ever.

Last week, walking through Zurich HB at around 13:00, full of people going to street parade.
'I'm too young and you are too old to be here'

Also, when going to the doctor with a head injury and doctor wanting to refer me for a CT asked 'is it possible you are pregant?' My daughter replied before I had a chance 'she doesn't even have a boyfriend'

Kids want to earn money so they came up with the idea of a spa (name and all) where they invite us every Sunday.

"Would you like to come to Happy Pappy (Spa and Boutique)?"
"I can't, I have such a terrible migraine."
"Then you can come to the Happy Pappy hospital."
...

"You can't come out of your room, the floors are wet."
"But we are working."

"Mom, do you know what the best thing in the whole world?"
"What, hon.."
"Life is. Life is the best thing in the entire world."

I suspect he knows full well what marriage will do to her, but he just hasn't realised the timescales involved.

What does "classic" mean? Explanation...a bit of time...then:
"Classic rhymes with Jurassic." Thank you, Dino train and Magic School Bus.

Maybe they'll join a poetry slam or write books one day, or help set a higher vocab standard for the hip hop and pop lyrics of their times.

Little one, pointing to his face: "What is that?"
Me: It's a pimple!
An hour later
Him: Papa, papa, I have got a pimp!!!

Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. A mermaid

Having been in Munich last week (and leaving before Oktoberfest started... Very sad) I has bought Dirndls for us both. She is luke warm to mine, she liked the green dress but not the cream apron. Then I get us drinks and she looks at me and says "that looks much better when you are holding a beer" raising my daughter right!

My four-year old:

"Daddy can you print out some car pictures for me to colour in?"

"Sure, what do you want? Fast rally cars or a racing car perhaps?"

"No, A Gumpert Apollo and a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento".

WTF

"Mom, girls at school said it is sad I don't believe in God".

"You know, you can if you want to.."

"I don't. Why do they say it is sad?"

"Well, maybe they think life would be easier. Sometimes I think it would be easier."

"You don't need God, mom. You have me."

Well he's got something right there - parents should believe in their kids
Smart cookie!

"Mom, why do all these Djs have the same name?"

I'm more impressed that so many have a military cross. Who knew DJing was such a good career path for ex-soldiers

Random bedtime worries of my 7yr old.
1) It upsets me when my fish die
2) why do people smoke?
3) why do I lie?

Watching some fishermen by the lake:

Mommy, can we try fishing too?
And what will you do if you catch a fish?
Euhhhh... Take it to the Coop?