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Clumsy Maman 22.10.2016 15:28

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Got my sister and her OH to come over and look after the kids. My youngest was so impatient to show his brand new bike to his uncle. He looked at me and said "Can you just leave, please? (My sister) told me we can only go out cycling after you've left for the station."

And there I was thinking that he would miss me horribly!!

FunnyBone 29.10.2016 10:05

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My super gentle, beautiful, and friendly child comes up with a name for a cute toy: Toxic Croak.:eek:

ladylou 29.10.2016 11:07

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Shouting from the garden.. "Mama! Mama! That mean neighbour wants you!"

PaddyG 29.10.2016 12:10

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I had to laugh the other day at friends, when our youngest said "Why the f*** can't I have a gin and tonic?"

Guest 29.10.2016 12:35

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Originally Posted by PaddyG (Post 2681414)
I had to laugh the other day at friends, when our youngest said "Why the f*** can't I have a gin and tonic?"

Our kids should be tied together.. thankfully no swearing, but after having an argument with her brother yesterday, she got on her Dad's iPad, when he wasn't looking, and sent her brother a message:

"Smelly boy, why don't you have a bath? Heard you have smelly problems at school. Bye bye Farty fart."

So grounded! Bad idea she reads Horrid Henry and Diary of a Wimpy kid

Trouble is, useless parent that I am, I laughed when I read it, tried hard not too, just couldn't keep it in.. :msnblush:

MusicChick 29.10.2016 12:38

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Originally Posted by Swisstree (Post 2681434)
Our kids should be tied together.. thankfully no swearing, but after having an argument with her brother yesterday, she got on her Dad's iPad, when he wasn't looking, and sent her brother a message:

"Smelly boy, why don't you have a bath? Heard you have smelly problems at school. Bye bye Farty fart."

So grounded! Bad idea she reads Horrid Henry and Dairy of a Wimpy kid

Trouble is, useless parent that I am, I laughed when I read it, tried hard not too, just couldn't keep it in.. :msnblush:

I know it is impossible to not crack up.."You aren't allowed to laugh when I am mad! I don't care that I am cute!"

Guest 03.11.2016 19:43

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This evening:

Daughter: "It's definite that it's not definite, but it might be definite.." - wanders out of the room.

Dad: "Huh?" Looks at me, confused & frowning "Is she talking about Brexit?"

Me: "No - she's talking about her playdate on Saturday"

:p:D

JagWaugh 03.11.2016 20:33

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Originally Posted by Swisstree (Post 2685191)
This evening:

Daughter: "It's definite that it's not definite, but it might be definite.." - wanders out of the room.

Dad: "Huh?" Looks at me, confused & frowning "Is she talking abut Brexit?"

Me: "No - she's taking about her playdate on Saturday"

:p:D

Pretty clear to me, she didn't learn to talk like that from her father.

Guest 03.11.2016 20:35

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Originally Posted by JagWaugh (Post 2685248)
Pretty clear to me, she didn't learn to talk like that from her father.

Agreed. I blame Theresa May. No more PMQs for that little lady.

Guest 20.11.2016 20:47

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Daughter: can I go down stairs for 5 minutes before bed
Me: yes, but when I call you, it's bedtime, no question
Daughter: (silence)
Me: Understood?
Daughter: .. yes, but what if I have an important question to ask.

:msncrazy:

Guest 10.12.2016 19:13

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Allowed the kids to open the first chocolate sweet box for Christmas. After eating a few chocs each, they had to choose their last sweet before I put the box away.

My daughter asked for the one in the red wrapper.
A strawberry flavoured one, I asked..
Yes, came the reply, the Calpol flavoured one :eek:


Calpol is UK liquid paracetamol for kids :msnshock:

Nil 10.12.2016 20:52

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5 years old is in the back seat, radio is on.

-Mommy! I know this singer!
-Really? (I'm skeptical)

-it's Just in Beaver!!!

:msnshock:


:D

Guest 27.12.2016 18:16

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My daughter has begun to take a big interest in german words/names etc.. when we went out for a walk on one of our first evenings over Christmas:

"Oh look!", she announced, "the same person lives in a few houses on this street."

She spotted "Keine Werbung" on people's post boxes, lol :p

Guest 01.01.2017 11:58

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First thing I heard this morning:

"Happy New Year, Mum! I've decided I am going to be good all year."


Yeah, right!.. :msncrazy:

Guest 01.01.2017 18:27

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Merry Happy Christmas!

We cannot get her to say Happy New Year. At all.

FunnyBone 03.01.2017 10:05

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I know why there is tape over the camera - because humans can hack it.:D

FunnyBone 06.01.2017 19:36

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There are 1206 pupils in a school. Why are they talking of eyes in this problem? And look, in this problem the number is odd, so one of them has one eye. :D

MusicChick 11.01.2017 13:42

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"Mom, you look like a pope today."
"Ah, that's just the style these days - these oversize formal shirts".
"You still look like a pope. Just without the hat".

Well, as long as it is just that.

https://reasonablycatholic.files.wor...lamb.jpg?w=611

RTN 11.01.2017 15:42

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My son wet the bed for the first time in ages, no biggie but asked him why.

"My penis woke up before me and he wanted to go to the toilet without waking me"

Mélusine 11.01.2017 21:04

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Came back home after a long day at home. I took off my jacket, and my toddler promptly exclaimed "oh mommy, cute!"

Lovely boy...

... until supper time, when he lovingly said "oh cute" to his broccoli...:eek:


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