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11.01.2017, 21:41
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Spent the weekend with the family. Parents in law are praying 5 times per day.
My 5 years old son sees them:
Look mom, grandpa is doing Yoga!!
Close enough,....
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12.01.2017, 11:23
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I don't hate Daddy, I just hate his pasta sauce  | | The following 5 users would like to thank for this useful post: | |
12.01.2017, 11:36
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My 2 and half year old spelling his Friend name Mathias
M, apple, tomato, hat, igloo, apple, S
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13.01.2017, 19:32
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Just now, 5 years old son to his dad.
Dad: try this (vegetable)
Son: no
Dad: try it
Son: no
Dad: come on!!!
Son: No! No means no!!! Ok daddy???
When our own rhetoric gets back to our face...  | | The following 9 users would like to thank Nil for this useful post: | |
21.01.2017, 11:54
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Two very important things my daughter said this morning re: new President D. Trump.
1. Would you get arrested if you called Donald Trump, Donald Duck?
2. I want to become American, Mum, so I can be the 46th President of the United Sates.
Learning first to tie her shoe laces might be a good idea.
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21.01.2017, 12:38
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Mommy, there is a new girl at school! She's from China, and she speaks clementine!
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20.02.2017, 15:16
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Me: Have you finished your reading?
Madam: No.
Me: Why not?
Madam: I have too much thinking to do.  | | The following 4 users would like to thank for this useful post: | |
20.02.2017, 15:50
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"Mummy, my bottom is making noises."
No kidding.
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23.02.2017, 17:30
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Other end today.
"Mum-my! I've done sick on my 'jamas."
It's another "interesting" day in the Rufus household.
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23.02.2017, 19:55
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| Quote: | |  | | | Learning first to tie her shoe laces might be a good idea. | | | | | I'm not sure that'd be a pre-requisite...anymore.
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24.02.2017, 10:10
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Copying his Dad's farewell to me in the morning, my two year old son:
"Tschüss Babes"
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05.03.2017, 09:20
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Some of these will make you feel better about yourself 
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06.03.2017, 21:24
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"Hipster eggs, Madame?"
"No no. Easter eggs."
"Hipster Easter eggs?"
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09.03.2017, 22:12
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Don't know if this classes as cute... My mate was driving home with her 9yr old daughter and her sister tonight. Her daughter said "Come on Mum, turn the love songs off. I mean, it's not like you can get a man!"  | | The following 2 users would like to thank Blueangel for this useful post: | |
10.03.2017, 07:07
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Baby, who's your best friend at daycare?
The moon!
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27.03.2017, 14:33
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Little Rufus has a new matching cards game. Upon gleefully getting a suitable pair she yells "SNATCH!".
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27.03.2017, 14:39
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Few nights ago, kids tucked up bed as usual, couple of hours later parents go to bed and engage in the annual five minutes of passion.
At breakfast the 7 year old says "You two were having great fun last night, i even heard mummy screaming, what game were playing?" Pie face daddy quickly replies
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27.03.2017, 15:13
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Some time last week, I took my daughter to school in the morning with our two dogs. They're kids-friendly, but the youngest one is a bit of a yapper.
A little boy from my daughter's class wanted to pat my doggie, but he was a bit scared of the yapping. I tried to comfort him:
Me: "She's cute but she's loud, isn't she?
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27.03.2017, 15:16
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Conversation about birthday parties:
Mini me: will I get more presents for my birthday party?
Me: no, not from us. Remember, birthday parties are not just about gifts!
Mini me: yes! It's also about the birthday cake!
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29.03.2017, 19:18
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Out on my bike. Saw a Mum and two small daughters on a country road. Mum and younger daughter on the left verge.
5? year old on the right verge. Scarey. I slowed right down. Lass on the right waved and showed me her bunch of wild flowers.
Little girl 3? on the right turned to Mum and said "luk, roidin' a boik"
I nearly fell off my 'boik' laughing. Haven't heard that dialect for a long time.
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