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Old 11.01.2017, 21:41
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Re: Cute things kids say

Spent the weekend with the family. Parents in law are praying 5 times per day.

My 5 years old son sees them:

Look mom, grandpa is doing Yoga!!

Close enough,....
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Old 12.01.2017, 11:23
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I don't hate Daddy, I just hate his pasta sauce
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My 2 and half year old spelling his Friend name Mathias

M, apple, tomato, hat, igloo, apple, S
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Old 13.01.2017, 19:32
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Re: Cute things kids say

Just now, 5 years old son to his dad.

Dad: try this (vegetable)

Son: no

Dad: try it

Son: no

Dad: come on!!!

Son: No! No means no!!! Ok daddy???


When our own rhetoric gets back to our face...
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Old 21.01.2017, 11:54
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Two very important things my daughter said this morning re: new President D. Trump.

1. Would you get arrested if you called Donald Trump, Donald Duck?

2. I want to become American, Mum, so I can be the 46th President of the United Sates.

Learning first to tie her shoe laces might be a good idea.
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Old 21.01.2017, 12:38
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Mommy, there is a new girl at school! She's from China, and she speaks clementine!
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Old 20.02.2017, 15:16
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Me: Have you finished your reading?
Madam: No.
Me: Why not?
Madam: I have too much thinking to do.

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Old 20.02.2017, 15:50
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"Mummy, my bottom is making noises."

No kidding.
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Old 23.02.2017, 17:30
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Other end today.

"Mum-my! I've done sick on my 'jamas."


It's another "interesting" day in the Rufus household.
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Old 23.02.2017, 19:55
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Learning first to tie her shoe laces might be a good idea.
I'm not sure that'd be a pre-requisite...anymore.
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Old 24.02.2017, 10:10
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Copying his Dad's farewell to me in the morning, my two year old son:


"Tschüss Babes"
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Old 05.03.2017, 09:20
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Re: Cute things kids say

Some of these will make you feel better about yourself

but wonder about the future

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Old 06.03.2017, 21:24
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Hipster eggs, Madame?"

"No no. Easter eggs."

"Hipster Easter eggs?"
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Old 09.03.2017, 22:12
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Re: Cute things kids say

Don't know if this classes as cute... My mate was driving home with her 9yr old daughter and her sister tonight. Her daughter said "Come on Mum, turn the love songs off. I mean, it's not like you can get a man!"
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Old 10.03.2017, 07:07
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Baby, who's your best friend at daycare?

The moon!


Aaaaaah!
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Little Rufus has a new matching cards game. Upon gleefully getting a suitable pair she yells "SNATCH!".
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Old 27.03.2017, 14:39
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Re: Cute things kids say

Few nights ago, kids tucked up bed as usual, couple of hours later parents go to bed and engage in the annual five minutes of passion.

At breakfast the 7 year old says "You two were having great fun last night, i even heard mummy screaming, what game were playing?"

Pie face daddy quickly replies
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Old 27.03.2017, 15:13
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Some time last week, I took my daughter to school in the morning with our two dogs. They're kids-friendly, but the youngest one is a bit of a yapper.

A little boy from my daughter's class wanted to pat my doggie, but he was a bit scared of the yapping. I tried to comfort him:

Me: "She's cute but she's loud, isn't she?
The Boy: "Just like my mom!"

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Old 27.03.2017, 15:16
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Re: Cute things kids say

Conversation about birthday parties:
Mini me: will I get more presents for my birthday party?
Me: no, not from us. Remember, birthday parties are not just about gifts!
Mini me: yes! It's also about the birthday cake!
Can't fault his logic
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Re: Cute things kids say

Out on my bike. Saw a Mum and two small daughters on a country road. Mum and younger daughter on the left verge.
5? year old on the right verge. Scarey. I slowed right down. Lass on the right waved and showed me her bunch of wild flowers.
Little girl 3? on the right turned to Mum and said "luk, roidin' a boik"
I nearly fell off my 'boik' laughing. Haven't heard that dialect for a long time.
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