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11.05.2017, 13:35
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Science talk about Structural Biochemistry methods:
Me: When looking at very, very small things, microscopes aren't strong enough to help us see...
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11.05.2017, 14:22
| | Re: Cute things kids say | Quote: |  | | | What, again? Your little one has a memory like a sieve.  | | | | | Ahh, 22, give us a break.. I can only manage a little over 3 weeks before it all falls out when I have to pick it up and put it back again | The following 3 users would like to thank for this useful post: | | 
01.06.2017, 19:50
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Heavy thunderstorm yesterday night. Or, as my three-year-old puts it:
"Angry Pikachu in the sky!"
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07.06.2017, 22:53
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My kid, watching Shaun the Sheep, episode "Still Life".
"Look, they've painted Monasheepa."   | The following 2 users would like to thank FunnyBone for this useful post: | | 
08.06.2017, 11:08
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My daughter spotted Trump on TV news yesterday evening.
"He's very pale.. has he not put any spray tan on yet?"
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26.08.2017, 17:31
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"What is Pepsi?"  My kids know what Cola is because they've seen it at other kids' b-day parties. Apparently no one has bought Pepsi, so they have no idea it's a soda drink just like Cola. (We don't drink pop at my house.) But they know what root beer is, and were floored when I asked for it in a supermarket and that guy thought I wanted beer.  
"What does "bastard" mean?"  (One of them heard me say it.  )
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26.08.2017, 18:20
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Our youngest is turning 7 next week.
Son: You promised I may have a small bottle of Coke on my birthday
Me: It can be a birthday gift
Son: No, not as a gift. I just want it to be there on my birthday
Me: Why wouldn't you want it to be a gift then?
Son: Because then I won't receive the roller blades that I really want
I told him he could have two presents on his birthday
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27.08.2017, 00:47
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| | Re: Cute things kids say | Quote: | |  | | | Our youngest is turning 7 next week.
Son: You promised I may have a small bottle of Coke on my birthday
Me: It can be a birthday gift
Son: No, not as a gift. I just want it to be there on my birthday
Me: Why wouldn't you want it to be a gift then?
Son: Because then I won't receive the roller blades that I really want
I told him he could have two presents on his birthday | | | | | He could have both the coke and the roller blades, or do the roller blades count as two presents already?  Tricky, tricky!  Kids are soooo cute!
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27.08.2017, 07:46
| | Re: Cute things kids say | Quote: | |  | | | He could have both the coke and the roller blades, or do the roller blades count as two presents already? Tricky, tricky! Kids are soooo cute! | | | | | Blades and bottle of coke will be his two presents. Our other kids turned 10 and 12 yesterday and today. They asked for an iPod Touch and a (used) iPhone 😱. So apparently the innocence of their wishes somehow gets lost between the ages 7 and 10.
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06.11.2017, 14:18
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Giggles and repeats: "A cute angle" - looks like Geometry is a winner!
"Rest in pieces." Was it Halloween that did it? | This user would like to thank FunnyBone for this useful post: | | 
06.11.2017, 14:39
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A couple of weeks ago my wife was walking through Zug with our eight-year old.
My son noticed an Arab couple and the lady was wearing a hijab.
"Why is that lady wearing that?" He asked.
"Because women in some cultures have their faces covered when they are out and about".
"Oh I see", he replied. "They're not speaking German."
"No, they're probably tourists" said my wife.
Misunderstanding, my son said, very loudly, "Did you say they're terrorists?"
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10.11.2018, 18:35
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11.11.2018, 20:16
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| | Re: Cute things kids say | Quote: | |  | | | Miss, can we cheat?  | | | | | Hmm, if you say yes, then they actually can't cheat - because they've been given permission. If you say no, then ...
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11.12.2018, 00:40
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I am addicted to the periodic table book.
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11.12.2018, 09:38
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Tell me more | 
12.12.2018, 15:11
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You are really wasting yourself on your jobs...You should be a professional cheff, you know.
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15.12.2018, 07:23
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16.12.2018, 17:31
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We don't have paint brushes. There's never enough paint brushes.
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17.12.2018, 16:45
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My sister forgot my homework.
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22.12.2018, 20:17
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Can you fold the clothes neatly, sweetheart...
Why fold underwear when it goes on our butt!
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