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camembert 31.08.2019 23:53

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My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Merrylegs 01.09.2019 11:23

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Originally Posted by camembert (Post 3096653)
My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Just loved that!!! Made me really smile. Thanks!

kkrish 04.09.2019 21:46

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My daughter said "Daddy is good girl"
I corrected "you have to say Daddy is good boy"

My daughter "But boys are bad right"

MusicChick 05.09.2019 11:05

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"Who moved the classroom clock forward?"

"It did it itself. To give us longer lunchbreak."

:D

Sandgrounder 05.09.2019 11:15

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Originally Posted by camembert (Post 3096653)
My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Reminds me of the very public "cockporn" tantrum staged by my then-toddler son when I produced a sandwich bag with a couple of handfuls of unsalted supermarket popcorn as a quick snack.

Much better cockporn at the fairground, apparently. :msnsarcastic:

Castro 05.09.2019 12:35

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My 8 yo :rolleyes:

'Can I have an iPhone for my birthday?'

'When you go to secondary school'

'How about a Samsung?'

carlasmom 05.09.2019 14:30

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Me: Its going to be cold. Maybe you should wear jeans today.
Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.

araqyl 05.09.2019 17:53

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Originally Posted by carlasmom (Post 3097822)
Me: Its going to be cold. Maybe you should wear jeans today.
Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.

Solid, sensible reasoning.

MusicChick 10.09.2019 15:26

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My mouth is not made for your phonetics.

MusicChick 17.09.2019 23:10

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"Like...hashtag...like...no pesticides...like...omg...save the turtles".

We laughed so much at some of the vsco girl madness.

MusicChick 12.10.2019 20:02

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"You don't let me develop my elbow skills".

MusicChick 14.11.2019 00:03

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"You look a little bit Mormon."


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