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camembert 31.08.2019 22:53

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My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Merrylegs 01.09.2019 10:23

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Originally Posted by camembert (Post 3096653)
My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Just loved that!!! Made me really smile. Thanks!

kkrish 04.09.2019 20:46

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My daughter said "Daddy is good girl"
I corrected "you have to say Daddy is good boy"

My daughter "But boys are bad right"

MusicChick 05.09.2019 10:05

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"Who moved the classroom clock forward?"

"It did it itself. To give us longer lunchbreak."

:D

Guest 05.09.2019 10:15

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Originally Posted by camembert (Post 3096653)
My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))

Reminds me of the very public "cockporn" tantrum staged by my then-toddler son when I produced a sandwich bag with a couple of handfuls of unsalted supermarket popcorn as a quick snack.

Much better cockporn at the fairground, apparently. :msnsarcastic:

Castro 05.09.2019 11:35

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My 8 yo :rolleyes:

'Can I have an iPhone for my birthday?'

'When you go to secondary school'

'How about a Samsung?'

Guest 05.09.2019 13:30

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Me: Its going to be cold. Maybe you should wear jeans today.
Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.

araqyl 05.09.2019 16:53

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Originally Posted by carlasmom (Post 3097822)
Me: Its going to be cold. Maybe you should wear jeans today.
Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.

Solid, sensible reasoning.

MusicChick 10.09.2019 14:26

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My mouth is not made for your phonetics.

MusicChick 17.09.2019 22:10

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"Like...hashtag...like...no pesticides...like...omg...save the turtles".

We laughed so much at some of the vsco girl madness.

MusicChick 12.10.2019 19:02

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"You don't let me develop my elbow skills".

MusicChick 13.11.2019 23:03

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"You look a little bit Mormon."

MusicChick 12.12.2019 14:23

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Will you paint and create things when I am elsewhere?

Will you play the piano very slowly to get a good practice?

Will you make all the good stuff wait for when I am back?

FunnyBone 14.12.2019 19:22

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One of our cats has a noticeable overbite. Kids wonder if there is such thing as cat braces. :D I checked, and yes, it appears that there is indeed such a thing! :eek::D

greenmount 15.12.2019 00:09

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Originally Posted by FunnyBone (Post 3129856)
One of our cats has a noticeable overbite. Kids wonder if there is such thing as cat braces. :D I checked, and yes, it appears that there is indeed such a thing! :eek::D

That's one of the most considerate things I have heard of lately. Hats off for the veterinary dentists! I can picture the ad
"Orthodontist specialised in cats offers efficient Invisalign treatment."
:)

Caleb 05.01.2020 11:01

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Post-breakfast conversation between my 2 youngest kids, Anna (11) and Nicholas (15), as we're getting things off the table and getting ready to go our own ways. Anna is trying to have anyone realize she's attempting to quote from "Rick & Morty" (a cartoon series for teenagers and up). In this one episode, dogs become super intelligent and dominate humanity.

Anna: "Hey, where are my spectacles?"
(nobody responds to that)
Anna: Hey, hey, mom..."Where are my spectacles?"
(mom continues to talk to Nick)
Anna: Hey, hey, Nick..."Where are my spectacles?"
Nick: Anna ! It's not spectacles. It's "testicles". The quote is "where are my testicles?"
Anna: What's "testicles?"

curley 05.01.2020 11:40

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Guess who procrastinated the birds+bees talk.
Your Sunday is scheduled. ;)

Caleb 05.01.2020 12:54

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Originally Posted by curley (Post 3134169)
Guess who procrastinated the birds+bees talk.
Your Sunday is scheduled. ;)

Oh, between her 19 yr old older sister and her 15 yr old brother, plus her super early developments, she KNOWS. In a lot more detail that I'd like her to. But I guess the proper term just didn't come to mind. :p

MusicChick 08.01.2020 13:43

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"What are the 10 most important jobs and why?"

"So. An alpiniste...".

Love this place. :D

MusicChick 10.01.2020 08:54

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"I coined it. It is my word. My word for my world."


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