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My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))
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Old 01.09.2019, 10:23
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My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))
Just loved that!!! Made me really smile. Thanks!
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My daughter said "Daddy is good girl"
I corrected "you have to say Daddy is good boy"

My daughter "But boys are bad right"
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Old 05.09.2019, 10:05
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"Who moved the classroom clock forward?"

"It did it itself. To give us longer lunchbreak."

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Old 05.09.2019, 10:15
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My 3 year old niece--- I bought her corn from a farm and told her. She loved the fresh corn and thanked me loudly in front of guests for Aunty buying her "porn from a barn" :-))))
Reminds me of the very public "cockporn" tantrum staged by my then-toddler son when I produced a sandwich bag with a couple of handfuls of unsalted supermarket popcorn as a quick snack.

Much better cockporn at the fairground, apparently.
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Old 05.09.2019, 11:35
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My 8 yo

'Can I have an iPhone for my birthday?'

'When you go to secondary school'

'How about a Samsung?'
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Me: Its going to be cold. Maybe you should wear jeans today.
Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.
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Son: Im much slower in jeans. I cant fold my knees properly.
Solid, sensible reasoning.
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My mouth is not made for your phonetics.
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"Like...hashtag...like...no pesticides...like...omg...save the turtles".

We laughed so much at some of the vsco girl madness.
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"You don't let me develop my elbow skills".
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