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Old 05.02.2020, 11:54
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Re: Cute things kids say

My eight-year old has been laid low with flu the last couple of weeks so has been not capable of doing much with a high fever most of the time.
He's ended up watching a fair bit of Youtube and other stuff - lots of stuff invariably about U.S. family life or teenagers fooling about and eating".

Last night at the dinner table he asked, "Can you buy vegetables in America?"
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Yes. Kale chips with vegan cheese.
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Re: Cute things kids say

A friend's daughter, 3-years-old, seing chestnuts in the forest: "Look! That's hedgehog's eggs!"
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Re: Cute things kids say

Teacher in girls sex ed class: can you love love a boy just because of how they look?
Kids: *discussion*

Later
My daughter: * approaches teacher alone* you know that some girls donít only love love boys and it can be girls too?
Teacher: *digests* awwwwww thatís sweet.
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Re: Cute things kids say

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Teacher in girls sex ed class: can you love love a boy just because of how they look?
Kids: *discussion*

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My daughter: * approaches teacher alone* you know that some girls donít only love love boys and it can be girls too?
Teacher: *digests* awwwwww thatís sweet.
Way to go, girl! Yeah!
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Re: Cute things kids say

"Darlin', could you stop throwing your food around the plate as if it was a dead corpse, please?"

"I could. But how do you know what throwing a dead corpse around the plate looks like?"
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Re: Cute things kids say

Ok, my daughter is not really a kid anymore... but she said something funny I wanted to post.

Dad, she asked me last night... who was created first man or woman. I paused before I answered.

Well, the bible I think says man was created before the woman, Adam and Eve thing.

So he created man, a prototype... and then made the the perfect model she said, woman.

I had smile, yes.. your right I said.. man was his first try and woman was surely the improved version
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Old 27.02.2021, 16:53
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Re: Cute things kids say

Do you want to see a TikTok on parents?
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