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05.02.2020, 11:54
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My eight-year old has been laid low with flu the last couple of weeks so has been not capable of doing much with a high fever most of the time.
He's ended up watching a fair bit of Youtube and other stuff - lots of stuff invariably about U.S. family life or teenagers fooling about and eating".
Last night at the dinner table he asked, "Can you buy vegetables in America?"
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05.02.2020, 11:57
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Yes. Kale chips with vegan cheese.
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22.02.2020, 15:21
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Foodball.
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27.02.2020, 13:17
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A friend's daughter, 3-years-old, seing chestnuts in the forest: "Look! That's hedgehog's eggs!"
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04.03.2020, 18:13
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You are my Little Mom.
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22.03.2020, 13:08
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Porcupunk.
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02.04.2020, 14:02
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I am a proud prude.
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19.06.2020, 18:33
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Christmath.
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08.07.2020, 07:41
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Teacher in girls sex ed class: can you love love a boy just because of how they look?
Kids: *discussion*
Later
My daughter: * approaches teacher alone* you know that some girls don’t only love love boys and it can be girls too?
Teacher: *digests* awwwwww that’s sweet.
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08.07.2020, 11:14
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| Quote: | |  | | | Teacher in girls sex ed class: can you love love a boy just because of how they look?
Kids: *discussion*
Later
My daughter: * approaches teacher alone* you know that some girls don’t only love love boys and it can be girls too?
Teacher: *digests* awwwwww that’s sweet. | | | | | Way to go, girl! Yeah!
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05.08.2020, 17:49
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Today is my Math Day. Shhhhh.
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08.08.2020, 17:21
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"Darlin', could you stop throwing your food around the plate as if it was a dead corpse, please?"
"I could. But how do you know what throwing a dead corpse around the plate looks like?"
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27.02.2021, 15:23
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Ok, my daughter is not really a kid anymore... but she said something funny I wanted to post.
Dad, she asked me last night... who was created first man or woman. I paused before I answered.
Well, the bible I think says man was created before the woman, Adam and Eve thing.
So he created man, a prototype... and then made the the perfect model she said, woman.
I had smile, yes.. your right I said.. man was his first try and woman was surely the improved version  | | The following 3 users would like to thank markalex for this useful post: | |
27.02.2021, 16:53
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Do you want to see a TikTok on parents?
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