This lunchtime I punctured my index finder on a particularly sharp bread crust shard. Then I bit into a Toblerone and damaged the roof of my mouth whilst the remainder of the bar tried to enter my nostrils.

As a newbie in CH any other foods I should be wary of?

Are you, perchance, a newbie to solids?

Or just a delicate little flower?

That said, I sometimes find that a particularly large crusty baguette grazes the sides of my mouth.

Well, I'm firmly convinced that all the yummy cheese here is waging a conspiracy to steadily increase the size of my a**.

If you eat enough Sour Maoams they'll remove the roof of your mouth.

reminds me of him... sound like you need a cork on the end of your fork too..

Think I'll avoid the Sour Maoams then. I'm normally good with solids, obviously just having one of those days

Ununwrapped oysters???

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Are foods sentient enough to exhibit self-harming behaviour?

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I never figured out how to eat Toblerone without breaking it first. I went a few years without touching them though after I saw this .

but I know what you mean...

The latter, I think. And probably not Spanish.

Fondue followed by very cold beer

I can attest that this works just fine. I freaked out a waitress in Neuchatel once by ordering a mixed salad and large beer to go with my fondue (gotta find the little pleasures in life here).

Funnily enough, that was proven by an official BMJ research team recently!

BMJ ? ( not sure I want to know )


EDIT:. just twigged ... British Medical Journal

Sprouts vindaloo.

Ah come on, who amongst us can honestly say that they've never driven to Carlisle in their bare feet.

Anyone..? Anyone........?