It's true, you couldn't make this up, could you? http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-...tland-38955586

Frankly beside the 2 white thing hanging there, it's not obvious that it's a football pitch.
and I have played in rough area, there were still a little bit better than that dump...

You need to get tetanus shot before each games, the posts looks like having a lot of rusty patches.