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13.04.2011, 12:42
| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I could use the example of the young man who wanted to advice on the job in Basel as a Financial Coordinator he was just put off it. | | | | | ... because they were offering him an insult of a salary and making out it was something good.
BTW, thank you for your private message. You're right: I am pathetic. But at least I can read. | The following 3 users would like to thank for this useful post: | | 
13.04.2011, 12:44
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: |  | | | ... because they were offering him an insult of a salary and making out it was something good.
BTW, thank you for your private message. You're right: I am pathetic. But at least I can read.  | | | | | Private message. Lets clarify this you are the one who message me first.
But the job could be good who knows unless they have done it them selfs.
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13.04.2011, 12:45
| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | Private message. Lets clarify this you are the one who message me first. | | | | | Correct. I invited clarification. I received personal insults.
It wasn't a surprise, though, so don't fret about it. | Quote: |  | | | But the job could be good who knows unless they have done it them selfs. | | | | | Tell us all about it, then. | 
13.04.2011, 12:47
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I could use the example of the young man who wanted to advice on the job in Basel as a Financial Coordinator he was just put off it. | | | | | You're now leaving the area of "Fail" and entering "Face palm" territory...
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13.04.2011, 12:49
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: |  | | | Correct. I invited clarification. I received personal insults.
It wasn't a surprise, though, so don't fret about it.
Tell us all about it, then.  | | | | | I couldnt tell you as i have not done this work, no i wish never to do it.
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13.04.2011, 12:59
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13.04.2011, 13:00
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13.04.2011, 13:01
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I just knew that toilet paper would be needed sooner or later | This user would like to thank for this useful post: | | 
13.04.2011, 13:03
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Sometimes even threads like this make me smile.
There's Jesus, a fluffy white kitten, detective work by Gomez Addams and lots of fun internet jargon.
Let the music play on. | The following 3 users would like to thank olygirl for this useful post: | | 
13.04.2011, 13:10
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | Everyday on the forum when someone mentions a job they have or might be accepting they get slagged off told its rubbish, a case today when someone said nurses are bad.
So what do you people actually see as an acceptable job? | | | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job.
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13.04.2011, 13:11
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job. | | | | | I hate you | The following 5 users would like to thank PaddyG for this useful post: | | 
13.04.2011, 13:13
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job. | | | | | Well clearly they've diddled you. Everyone knows that the "13th month bonus" is in fact not a bonus, but rather your annual income divided by 13 rather than 12.
You need to get back to the negotiating table ASAP...
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13.04.2011, 13:15
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | Well clearly they've diddled you. Everyone knows that the "13th month bonus" is in fact not a bonus, but rather your annual income divided by 13 rather than 12.
You need to get back to the negotiating table ASAP... | | | | | Nah, he misread it, it actually states "a 13" bonus" | 
13.04.2011, 13:16
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job. | | | | |
You have to buy your own jonnies?? what about a health plan?? sounds like a bad deal to me
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13.04.2011, 13:17
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job. | | | | | I gave it up after 10 months, the hours were killing me. Glad to see they have found another slave.
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13.04.2011, 13:19
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I gave it up after 10 months, the hours were killing me. Glad to see they have found another slave. | | | | | You'd be hard-pressed to find a happier 10 months though, wouldn't you agree?
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13.04.2011, 13:30
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | I have, today, been offered a position writing reviews for TheLocal.ch of Zurich massage Parlours while under the influence of different recreational drugs. I have a years supply of e's, half a kilo of coke and 200 tabs of acid with a case of temazapan to see me off to sleep. I was given an Adult Services Abonnement Pass which gives me free entry to any such establishment for a year and I have to write up a four page report by next June.
The pay is 'around the 175k mark'. With a 13th month bonus.
I challenge anyone to tell me this is not an acceptable job. | | | | | Wow Mike, I hope this really works out for you. I love happy endings.
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13.04.2011, 13:32
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| | Re: What is Acceptable | Quote: | |  | | | Wow Mike, I hope this really works out for you. I love happy endings. | | | | | ah summerrain , I knew you were a giver.
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13.04.2011, 13:34
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