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Old 21.09.2011, 12:18
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I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

I want to import a dangerous, high powered laser which I'm going to shine into the sky. Please tell me how to import it, but don't tell me if I should import it.

I was caught speeding in Germany. It was so rainy and foggy I couldn't see the warning signs. I was clocked doing 190kph. Please tell me how to get out of the fine without saying anything else about the incident or any other potential consequences.

I have honey to sell. It's bio honey. It looks like I might live in Germany. I will only take questions via PM.

Erm....this is a forum guys. Accept some back and forth in public, or hire a consultant to answer your questions. That is all.
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:20
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Re: I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

I'm judging you for indirectly judging other EFers.

The answer is as follows:

The high-powered laser would have allowed your speeding, honey-laden car to see the signs in Germany and avoid the aforementioned speeding ticket
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:23
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PM Sent. .
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:23
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Re: I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

Contact by pm is contact by pm.

I know, OT, just had to.
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:23
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PM Sent. .
what did you ask about the honey?
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:26
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Re: I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

I'm looking buy something. I shalln't give you any indication of what I want or how much I want to spend.
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:27
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I'm looking buy something. I shalln't give you any indication of what I want or how much I want to spend.
Ah, I have exactly what you need.
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:27
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I want to import a dangerous, high powered laser which I'm going to shine into the sky. Please tell me how to import it, but don't tell me if I should import it.

I was caught speeding in Germany. It was so rainy and foggy I couldn't see the warning signs. I was clocked doing 190kph. Please tell me how to get out of the fine without saying anything else about the incident or any other potential consequences.

I have honey to sell. It's bio honey. It looks like I might live in Germany. I will only take questions via PM.

Erm....this is a forum guys. Accept some back and forth in public, or hire a consultant to answer your questions. That is all.

I want to join a forum in the free world and speak my mind and ask what I will, please tell me how to do this without deleting , moving , editing , ganging up on, clicque-bushing, parodying or taking the wee wee out of my posts ?
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:27
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Ah, I have exactly what you need.

that's what she said...
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:28
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I want to join a forum in the free world and speak my mind and ask what I will, please tell me how to do this without deleting , moving , editing , ganging up on, clicque-bushing, parodying or taking the wee wee out of my posts ?
start your own forum and take your clique over there.

this question has been asked and answered before, btw
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:29
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clicque-bushing,... taking the wee wee out
That's what he did.
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:32
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Re: I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

I would like to import meat from Germany. Did anybody out there help with smuggling East Germans through Checkpoint Charlie fifty years ago....some of those car mods would help me to avoid tax payment?
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Old 21.09.2011, 12:34
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what did you ask about the honey?
That'd be telling, the sweetheart.
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Old 21.09.2011, 16:00
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Re: I want some information, but it must be presented in the following way...

I am going to ask a question. I will only accept answers that I want to hear. And answers from those who earn at least 120k, of course...
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Old 21.09.2011, 16:01
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I am going to ask a question. I will only accept answers that I want to hear. And answers from those who earn at least 120k, of course...
...and are taller than???
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Old 21.09.2011, 16:11
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...and are taller than???
Stop being so defeatist! Now come on, are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCANT?
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Old 21.09.2011, 16:14
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Stop being so defeatist! Now come on, are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCANT?

I just wanted to say it before Phil...
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Old 21.09.2011, 17:01
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start your own forum and take your clique over there.

this question has been asked and answered before, btw
But remember your forum will most likely only have a bot called newswoofwoof posting

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That'd be telling, the sweetheart.
Am I in trouble tonight?
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Old 21.09.2011, 17:02
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Am I in trouble tonight?
that sounds... weird......
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Old 21.09.2011, 17:05
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that sounds... weird......
Mirfield and honey.....trust me it's got to be weird

*mimi scared*
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