now there is an event I could get my teeth into !!!!

Priceless!

I need beer alcohol free! Damn!

Yo MIMI

I wanted to babysit the kid.. if you didn't have a cat.

Why are you desperate to look after my little devil child? Do I know you?

I have a long list of requirements for people to qualify to look after her. Do you meet them?

1. Pyscho (possibly seeing as you keep messaging me to look after my imaginary cat and my daughter)
2. Drug addict who is willing to share with my daughter if she asks
3. Common sense of a gnat
4. Previous history of convictions (the greater the crime the more plus points).





By the way OFF TOPIC so you might get our nice Jelly thread closed!!

Due to the trailer park nature of these wrestling events it's probably overkill to serve proper German beer brewed according to the Reinheitsgebot, but Lidl has their house-beer Finkbrau for 39p the half liter these days . Non alcoholic available too .

Mud, there was a place ( real classy joint ) in the last town I lived in in the states that had regular JellO wrasslin' features.. as well as mechanical bull riding but there wasn't a trailer park for absolute miles.

( I'm afraid there was a 24 hour truck stop next door tho. )

I just spotted this in 'New Posts'. In the best interests of keeping the forum tidy, could a mod. merge these two threads please

Well, let's merge it with the Gym opening hours bitching thread, since if the mud wrestling hours are client friendly, I wouldn't mind. Need a work out, have to wash my hair, anyways.