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Old 14.03.2011, 07:04
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Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till5.Sincerely,Unicorn

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Old 14.03.2011, 08:04
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Re: Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till5.Sincerely,Uni

Classic

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

and

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

and

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

...

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle


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Old 14.03.2011, 08:47
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Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you stopped at 3 hos.

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Old 14.03.2011, 08:52
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Re: Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till5.Sincerely,Uni

It's been done before ... but still funny .... sorry.

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Re: Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till5.Sincerely,Uni

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It's been done before ... but still funny .... sorry.

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At least now we know where oscarsmum got the inspiration
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Old 14.03.2011, 12:37
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Re: Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till5.Sincerely,Uni

I almost spewed my coffee for this:

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The first jockstrap was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for you to realize that the brain is also important.


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