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Old 01.04.2011, 08:11
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April fools in the papers

In today's Telegraph:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...eet-party.html

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Old 01.04.2011, 12:19
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Re: April fools in the papers

Here is the Daily Mail's poor attempt

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-clothes.html
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Old 01.04.2011, 12:54
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Re: April fools in the papers

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The Economist's witty little piece made me chuckle...
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Old 01.04.2011, 13:04
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Re: April fools in the papers

UK yahoo news

Can somebody please make an April fools joke that has at least some chance of being believed?

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Old 01.04.2011, 13:07
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Re: April fools in the papers

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UK yahoo news

Can somebody please make an April fools joke that has at least some chance of being believed?


How about this one then

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...t-2258903.html
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Old 01.04.2011, 13:11
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Re: April fools in the papers

For those who can understand German:

http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/...story/15564992

Basically, they're calling for volunteers to test the wind- and earthquake-resistance of Zurich's newest high rise building. The article goes on to say that originally 70 recruits from the training centre in Birmensdorf can't come because they're hospitalized due to stomach cramps and the runs, so they're to be replaced with volunteers (who can use a hotline to call)

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Old 01.04.2011, 13:15
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Re: April fools in the papers

Its getting worse and worse

Im not going to bother doing any aprils fool today. Cant be bothered to think hard enough to find something remotely believable
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Old 01.04.2011, 13:25
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Re: April fools in the papers

From Swiss Info: http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/Home/Arc...l?cid=29875124
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Old 01.04.2011, 13:29
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Re: April fools in the papers

My local paper said that Kimi Raikkonen was going to be at the Baar Brewery today between 4 and 6pm.

Me thinks not.
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Old 01.04.2011, 13:30
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Re: April fools in the papers

He does live in Baar so you never know

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Me thinks not.
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Old 01.04.2011, 14:02
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Re: April fools in the papers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/by-roya...g-live-updates

Guardian have done a great build up to the Royal wedding.
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/a...hetti_harvest/
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Re: April fools in the papers

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...ish-Grant-Prix
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Old 01.04.2011, 14:39
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Re: April fools in the papers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...g-drivers.html
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Re: April fools in the papers

And then there's always the one that's clearly an April Fool.

Except when it isn't
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Old 01.04.2011, 17:57
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Re: April fools in the papers

I lo-o-o-ove this one. They should do it for real, I'd buy it!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/e8bb/
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