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21.08.2008, 11:01
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | Top 5 sports of the EF
1. Free beer
2. Neighbour watching
3. Vodka and cranberry juice
4. Pink bikes
5. Salsa Lover bashing. | | | | | Please see amendments.
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21.08.2008, 11:03
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I think the original Hi-Fidelity list is the best: Five Greatest Breakups. And I'm not going first.
dave
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21.08.2008, 11:05
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | I think the original Hi-Fidelity list is the best: Five Greatest Breakups. And I'm not going first.
dave | | | | | 1. Post it note
2. Fax
3. SMS
4. You and your mother
5. You breaking up with your right hand for your left.
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21.08.2008, 11:15
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I am not sure if these are admissions or something abstract that I don't understand. In fact I think reasons given by partners in your past for breakups will be more entertaining (real examples only please):
1. not going to continue a relationship with someone who jumps off bridges
2. I want to go out with a farmer
3. you think I am after your money
4. you don't like rave music
5. I can't stand your banjo
dave | Quote: | |  | | | 1. Post it note
2. Fax
3. SMS
4. You and your mother
5. You breaking up with your right hand for your left. | | | | | | 
21.08.2008, 11:19
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | I am not sure if these are admissions or something abstract that I don't understand. In fact I think reasons given by partners in your past for breakups will be more entertaining (real examples only please):
| | | | | The most interesting one was "I don't want to be in a relationship right now", it was interesting because I wasn't aware I was in a relationship with said lady.
Me "er yeah, ok, don't worry about it"
Her "I'm not worrying about it"
Random.
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21.08.2008, 11:38
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | I am not sure if these are admissions or something abstract that I don't understand. In fact I think reasons given by partners in your past for breakups will be more entertaining (real examples only please):
dave | | | | | I see.
1. I am just not that into you
2. I am sleeping with my secretary
3. You're ugly
4. I'm married
5. I.. Um.... See ya.
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21.08.2008, 11:41
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything)
1) I lost respect for you as a man when you didn't throw me out for being unfaithful.
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21.08.2008, 11:44
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6) you didn't punch that guy that was diss'ing me
7) you did punch that guy that was diss'ing me
dave
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21.08.2008, 11:46
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3. You're ugly | | | | | Odd. If somebody found you ugly I would expect them to notice pretty immediately, or at least the following morning.
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21.08.2008, 11:47
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything)
1. Trust me, you’ll enjoy your first year at Uni much more if you’re single (he was right…)
2. I am too career-minded to want to be trapped in a relationship
3. You are too career-minded and will never settle down in a relationship
4. I am leaving the country soon to do missionary work for my church and therefore want to be with a lot of women before I go (WTF??)
5. You just love me too much
Barbra.
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21.08.2008, 11:49
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You are an emotional midget.
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21.08.2008, 11:49
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8) you're not the man I married* dave
* Not meaning you have changed since we got married, more that you are a different person than the one she married | 
21.08.2008, 11:49
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | Odd. If somebody found you ugly I would expect them to notice pretty immediately, or at least the following morning. | | | | | I never gave them a chance to sober up | 
21.08.2008, 12:00
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| | Re: High Fidelity 5's (whats your top 5 anything) | Quote: | |  | | | <snip> 5. You just love me too much
Barbra. | | | | | been there... | 
21.08.2008, 12:06
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Top 5 things I will miss about Zurich when we leave tomorrow: - Uetliberg. Hiking, biking, the view, the cowbells
- Walking. It's such a lovely walkable city. 20 minutes to just about anywhere.
- Cervelat and beer at the HB. Doesn't matter what time, I always stop by.
- Church bells. I love the 7 am ringing, I love the seemingly random ringing on the weekends when all the churches appear to compete with each other.
- This forum. More useful information and humor per week than any other source I know of. I need englishforum.fr.
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Top 5 gadgets - iPhone 3G
- Weatherman Tool
- Canon HF100 AVCHD camcorder
- Logik IR100 internet radio
- Xbox media centre with remote (a circa 2002 Xbox hacked to run the XBMC OS)
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14.05.2009, 14:09
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Top 5 accents. 
5. That Pickles girl, where ever that is.
4. Cockney. I like it a bit naughty!
3. It's a broad brit moonlit nit t'nit.
2.... actually I can't split first and second place but I'd do anything a Scouser or Irish accent told me to do.
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